Teacher of the Year?
 

$116K/year to teach one of high school's toughest subjects (well tougher than PE anyway) and can't afford a $7 dollar cab fair? At least he was able to show the mastery he has of the subject he teaches by driving drunk, apparently w/o hitting anything/anyone.

'Hey Mr. Dumass Driver's Education Teacher, this Buds for you!'

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...,5842658.story