Your attention please.. 2012 Year End Award noms!
 

While the 2012 posting season at DerbyTrail.com has yet to conclude, we would like to open this ballot for voting now...since we're about to board a Bermuda bound yacht decked with the most salacious female forms imaginable, as well as an array of discreet gentlemenly leisures, and of course a stockpile of debonair distillates to quench our never-ending thirst of mankind's most sophisticated spirits. We work hard. We play SO much harder.

Without further ado...the categories for the 2012 DerbyTrail.com Year-end Byk awards.


Thread of the Year


Outstanding Male Poster


Outstanding Female Poster


Mush of the Year


Poster who needs to have his keyboard smashed with a 9-iron


Most Underrated Poster


Best Handicapping Thread


The SniperSB23 Memorial Award for most solid poster to walk away in 2012. (Protest votes for those who have been darted are also allowed)


Nominate away, gang.

- The New Team

Handicapperernie, obviously.

Without further ado...the categories for the 2012 DerbyTrail.com Year-end Byk awards.


Thread of the Year
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45702

Outstanding Male Poster
-The New Team

Outstanding Female Poster
Ziggy, for time invested

Mush of the Year
RHT {Perennial}

Poster who needs to have his/her keyboard smashed with a 9-iron
Riot

Most Underrated Poster
Alabama Stakes

Best Handicapping Thread
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44696

The SniperSB23 Memorial Award for most solid poster to walk away in 2012. (Protest votes for those who have been darted are also allowed)
Pillow "Coach" Pants, in a landslide.

I'm voting for the New Team across the board.

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I am so totally photoshopping a new avatar.

Do these types of threads add any value to the quality of this board? Clearly not. Self indulgent immature boy band wanna bees are just that.

Hey Dick.

It's certainly better than whackin it to Sigfried and Roy.

**** you *******.

Sharp post Richie!

Are we supposed to care about your bs?

Absolutely!

Don't be that stresser.

I'm telling you, it's only a matter of time until dead bodies start appearing in the infield at Finger Lakes.

When you've got Richard one-starring your threads and pretending to be the arbiter of quality thread topics... you know you're doing something right.

Everybody knows I'm only a figure-head CEO ... the real movers, shakers, and decision-makers who make up The New Team are partying their ass off on a yacht right now. They won't be pleased about this development when they come out of their inebriated state about four days from now.

This is a William F. Buckley moment. Calzone Lord, or whatever your moniker is, you have disqualified yourself from any employment consideration of value in horse racing. That is based on your own assinine and insulting conduct on this board. You are toast. I am sure the prestigious posters on this board are eager for your departure.

Ok, so...

First you're the arbiter of quality thread topics -- and now you're the arbiter of rational conduct?

Tears, Jerry, tears.

Well, at least we know if you laughed and thought about something today, you had a full day...a heck of a day.

Yup! He called me Blaine Gabbert... off with his head!!:D

Your attention please.. 2012 Year End Award noms!
 

I would like to suggest, if permissible, another category:

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN -

My nominations are (tie) - COACH PANTS and RIOT.