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knickslions2 06-18-2012 11:40 AM

Veet
 
Read the reviews. Very funny work!!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KKNQB..._u241pb0VNX534

my miss storm cat 06-18-2012 01:16 PM

I'm going to be sick from laughing so hard. :D SO glad you posted this!

This is my favorite one...

2,761 of 2,805 people found the following review helpful

LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION 17 April 2012
By The Cantankerous Tiger

I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.

All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars.


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OldDog 06-18-2012 02:16 PM

I'm not even going to ask why you were looking at this product...




I made it to the 3rd page of reviews before I actually had tears coming from my eyes.

Thanks for the laughs!
:D

knickslions2 06-19-2012 09:23 AM

I keep reading them and they get funnier each time


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