My Next Secret Mission ... & Giant's Causeway
 

I'm sorry to inform you all that I've been called away on another secret mission.

As always ... I have accepted the challenge ... and I fully expect to perform this mission as brilliantly and as successfully as I've performed all my previous ones.

Also as always ... the highly confidential nature of these missions preclude me from providing any significant details ... however ... I have been authorized to reveal that at some point during the mission I will have the opportunity to pay a visit to Giant's Causeway.

Those of you who may be near Giant's Causeway during the next three weeks ... are advised to stay alert and vigilant for an indication of my presence. But please don't look for me ... I'll find you and make contact.

As for the rest of you ... I fully expect you to behave yourselves during my absence. You WILL be watched ... and I WILL be receivng regular reports on your behavior.

BB has to be one of my favorite people on this board. I am sure he drives some people on here completely crazy, but you have to admit, posts like this are quality entertainment. This board is better because of him.

BB don't forget to pack your 'underoos'...wouldn't want you to get caught without your magic underwear, might have to abort the mission.

BB
 

BB:

Good luck on your mission.
I hope in 3 weeks we can say Mission Accomplished.

That said, my experience is with people who are Bold and from Brooklyn have much trouble staying undercover when they leave Brooklyn....

PSH

Have a safe and enjoyable trip. I hope you visit a few Bold Rulers.:D

Nothing whatsoever ... do you understand that? ... nothing at all ... can stop me from engaging in and succeeding in this mission ...

... unless my advance imbursement against expenses doesn't come through.

Bet the ranch on it now ... while you still can get some odds ...

... it's a done deal.

These missions are never safe ...

... that's why they turn to me to fulfill them.

Just don't trip over your cape again.
Are you still doing the "quick change" in the refigerator box or have you decided to start using the phone booth again?

'no capes!!' (edna from the incredibles)

good luck on your super duper top secret mission BB...is secret squirrel going with this time, or maybe underdog?? lol

at any rate, have a good time. tell the giant we said hi.

Won't be too tough to spot in downtown London.
How many times do you see an old guy walking a muskrat on a leash?
Secret mission.
Muskrat walker.
Red cowboy boots, palm tree shirt.
"Core bligh me!"

Be careful Agent 008...er..I mean BB. My last mission (Agent 009) ended in near disaster. I developed carpal tunnel syndrome from tipping back drinks as part of my undercover activity. Then staggering from the bar, I cut my foot on a broken beer bottle. So I do indeed know how dangerous these secret missions for God and country can be! Remember to alternate hands on your beer mugs and wear your government issue metal soul shoes when out in the field.