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GPK	10-15-2011 06:29 PM

Chuck Norris

once had a near death experience, now death refuses to come near him.

Rileyoriley

10-15-2011 08:42 PM

Is he dead, dying, or alive and karate chopping people?

GPK	10-15-2011 08:45 PM

Chuck Norris once joined a Buddhist Monastery. The Buddhist leaders immediately kicked him out after the Monks began to worship him.

Rileyoriley

10-15-2011 08:47 PM

So he's alive and a Monk Cult Leader.:D

GPK	10-15-2011 08:52 PM

Contrary to the belief of doctors worldwide, Muhammad Ali does not have Parkinson's disease. He simply knows that Chuck Norris is looming.

Rileyoriley

10-15-2011 08:57 PM

clyde

10-16-2011 06:17 PM

Hey Girly.

You two fucl<ed this thread up.

That's what 3 Kowboys said.

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