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Coach Pants

10-13-2011 09:53 PM

Trying to pick up women...

online.

Will this work?

Quote:

Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a Tombstone pizza in the freezer with your name on it." Then I would fill your wine glass with Sam’s Choice grape juice.

Thoughts? Recommendations? Better pick-up lines?

clyde

10-13-2011 10:02 PM

Sorbet??

Coach Pants

10-13-2011 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 810950)

Sorbet??

That's not disclosed until we meet and I receive confirmation that she swallows.

my miss storm cat

10-14-2011 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 810954)

That's not disclosed until we meet and I receive confirmation that she swallows.

So ummm not to be presumpteous or anything but I'm gonna assume I get to have sorbet.

:p

Coach Pants

10-14-2011 03:18 PM

Absolutely. Any flavor. :o

my miss storm cat

10-14-2011 07:12 PM

You.

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Now tell us a little more about this fantastic Tombstone pizza pickup line, Coachie...

Got any others?

Come on let's hear them!

clyde

10-14-2011 07:45 PM

Um, 'Sorbet?" was my pick up line.

Mr. Coach.

I wasn't aksing you if you wanted Sorbet.

my miss storm cat

10-14-2011 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 811193)

Um, 'Sorbet?" was my pick up line.

Mr. Coach.

I wasn't aksing you if you wanted Sorbet.

Oh my God you were asking him if he wanted sorbet?

clyde

10-14-2011 08:08 PM

Did I just , not 30 minutes ago----say I was not aksing him?

That it was my pick up line?

( it's her, right?)

Coach Pants

10-14-2011 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 811186)

You.

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Now tell us a little more about this fantastic Tombstone pizza pickup line, Coachie...

Got any others?

Come on let's hear them!

I just have awkward and offensive ones.

"Hi. I'm a dog lover and also enjoy talking nerdy. We should meet for coffee and if you like what I have to offer you'll let me spam your inbox."

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