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nomad 07-26-2011 12:18 AM
Poetry Thread
 
This is for people who want to write a stupid poem. It doesn't have to be about horses and it doesn't have to be stupid.
I'll get it started:

It doesn't take a stupid person
To write a stupid verse
It doesn't take a stupid horse
To make an idiotic person curse

You can be smart
And have no heart
You can stand wealthy and tall

But only the horse
Will run the course
And make fools of us all

Calzone Lord 07-26-2011 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nomad (Post 794918)
It doesn't take a stupid person
To write a stupid verse
It doesn't take a stupid horse
To make an idiotic person curse

You can be smart
And have no heart
You can stand wealthy and tall

But only the horse
Will run the course
And make fools of us all

Both this thread and your poem suck lots of cock,
Save it, about how I drain my nutsack into a sock,

And I also don't care if you call me a quitter,
cause most of you fags like it up the sh!tter,

I'll have you all know that I am no Saint,
Ponder that while Scuds massages your taint,

Out to Cleveland, Wazz-up Clyde!,
I eagerly await your suicide,

To the rest of you - I admit quite sincerely,
Anyone not named Calzone Lord sucks severely,

I should put every last one of you on ignore,
Leaving only my own posts to read and adore.

Sightseek 07-26-2011 10:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 794955)
Both this thread and your poem suck lots of cock,
Save it, about how I drain my nutsack into a sock,

And I also don't care if you call me a quitter,
cause most of you fags like it up the sh!tter,

I'll have you all know that I am no Saint,
Ponder that while Scuds massages your taint,

Out to Cleveland, Wazz-up Clyde!,
I eagerly await your suicide,

To the rest of you - I admit quite sincerely,
Anyone not named Calzone Lord sucks severely,

I should put every last one of you on ignore,
Leaving only my own posts to read and adore.
A misunderstood poet.

geeker2 07-26-2011 11:14 AM
^^^^ loves a good iambic pentameter now and then

paulo537 07-26-2011 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 794955)
Both this thread and your poem suck lots of cock,
Save it, about how I drain my nutsack into a sock,

And I also don't care if you call me a quitter,
cause most of you fags like it up the sh!tter,

I'll have you all know that I am no Saint,
Ponder that while Scuds massages your taint,

Out to Cleveland, Wazz-up Clyde!,
I eagerly await your suicide,

To the rest of you - I admit quite sincerely,
Anyone not named Calzone Lord sucks severely,

I should put every last one of you on ignore,
Leaving only my own posts to read and adore.
Lord Byron probably sampled you.

Indian Charlie 07-26-2011 11:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 794955)



Out to Cleveland, Wazz-up Clyde!,
I eagerly await your suicide,
If people never responded to his inane rambling posts, that just might happen.

clyde 07-30-2011 10:48 PM
^^^^ First Degree Ruination.

my miss storm cat 08-02-2011 06:53 PM
A haiku...

Nancy Pelosi
On her good days she looks like
Bela Lugosi

clyde 08-06-2011 05:47 PM
That was awful.



- Alan - threw up.

my miss storm cat 08-11-2011 05:20 PM
Oh okay sorry I'll try again. :(

Another haiku...

Justin Dew is cracked
Freddy Mo keeps hatin on
Rahy's Attorney

Wish Coach and Hossy
would come and play perv post time
guess i'll cap Del Mar

Is Player Player
gone for good or just a break?
Either way hooray.

Bummed I missed Spydee
Hope that Cowgirl wins the spa
contest cause I suck!

Hot here once again
wish I had something hard to
shove in to.... oh never mind that part. :D

clyde 08-11-2011 06:09 PM
:D

my miss storm cat 08-12-2011 06:25 PM
No, I'm sorry you may only talk to me in haiku from now on.

clyde 08-12-2011 07:16 PM
Never been there.




What's this about you and Printheth Chlorine having a sleepy-poo??

my miss storm cat 08-13-2011 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 799753)
What's this about you and Printheth Chlorine having a sleepy-poo??
A sleepover would be way fun so you just go and run along and play with Dino, Player2, 'Bama and the guy who sings...

Herkie said something about a tree...

I don't even want to know. :D

clyde 08-13-2011 04:50 PM
Frankly, I'd rather the Printheth.


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