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Calzone Lord 06-29-2011 11:37 PM

Esurance Hotties
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iyXwfkwzWM

Big debate up here about which of the two chicks in this commerical you'd rather nail.

Opinions..?

Calzone Lord 06-29-2011 11:39 PM

If the first video is inconclusive: here's another.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_ljuNSMQPQ

Indian Charlie 06-30-2011 12:20 AM

Odd, everytime I see that commercial I ask myself that question.

Just saw it a few minutes ago and this time I thought, the 2nd chick is definitely prettier, but the web chick, she'd probably give you a better ride for your money.

Calzone Lord 06-30-2011 12:28 AM

The first chick has gorgeous eyes - I don't know if I'd write her off as the less pretty of the two. In fact, especially with clothes on, I'd give her the call as the prettier of the two.

Granted, she is like a bean-pole for your type ... she'd need what .. another 140lbs before you're interested? The other one might have to visit a library and eat half of a book shelf.

Indian Charlie 06-30-2011 12:33 AM

The first chick, the web one, she's kind of bitchy looking, which detracts from her looks. I know that is part of the act, but still.


How's Emily doing? Have you found another gap tooth from the local trailer park to replace her yet?

Calzone Lord 06-30-2011 12:39 AM

It's like asking John Calipari if he's found another one to replace Marcus Camby yet.

Dude, I scout the local trailer parks the way Saban does the SEC.

Ohio has been an absolute goldmine for my little brother Pat ... somehow he finds girls there, that, while hot .... are nothing but the most lazy brand of gold-digging 18yo whores you'll ever see... and he brings them to live with our mom.

Indian Charlie 06-30-2011 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 787972)
It's like asking John Calipari if he's found another one to replace Marcus Camby yet.

Dude, I scout the local trailer parks the way Saban does the SEC.

Ohio has been an absolute goldmine for my little brother Pat ... somehow he finds girls there, that, while hot .... are nothing but the most lazy brand of gold-digging 18yo whores you'll ever see... and he brings them to live with our mom.

I take it after giving birth to you and your brothers, she's gone lesbo?

Calzone Lord 06-30-2011 12:50 AM

Psycho is more like it. I moved out the day I turned 18.

I guess she's always been kind of like that, though.

I hear stories about when she was younger that don't surprise me. One of her first owners when she trained horses (she started training on her own at 18) told me that she got so mad at him once - that she spit in his face. I'm like "whaaaa" - he not only repeated it and assured me that it did happen ... but also told me he didn't even fire her for it.

Other stories from when my father owned a local bar - and she (100% sober) would want to get in fights with men all of the time. She poured an entire pitcher of cold beer over some guys head once ... she was litterally barred from the bar her husband owned for a week or so and she wasn't even a drinker.

I didn't inherit that fighting spirit at all. Totally opposite of her. I back down when challenged. And strike when least expected.

Indian Charlie 06-30-2011 01:02 AM

Nothing can take the spirit out of a person like getting attacked by someone wielding the ole Erie moist sock maneuver.

Dahoss 06-30-2011 01:19 AM

I take the second girl, the non manly one all day, everyday. Well, maybe not all day, but you get what I'm saying. The first one with the pigtails reminds me of this cute tomboy I dated once. It's was like dating one of the guys. No thanks.

Calzone Lord 06-30-2011 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 787981)
The first one with the pigtails reminds me of this cute tomboy I dated once. It's was like dating one of the guys. No thanks.

Here's a video she made for a friend:

http://la.curbed.com/tags/suzi-barrett


Quote:

fucl<'in liberal fagg@t media!
She seems pleasant.

geeker2 06-30-2011 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 787983)
Here's a video she made for a friend:

http://la.curbed.com/tags/suzi-barrett


She seems pleasant.

Does she ever change her hair style ?

Coach Pants 06-30-2011 08:50 AM

Pigtails is the type of girl who you'll never satisfy. She's probably had at least 20 girls eat her snatch better than I could.

The second girl looks like she would rather save herself for Jesus.

MaTH716 06-30-2011 09:20 AM

I think it's the 2nd girl in a run-away. It actually looks like she might be hiding some very nice boobies (in the 2nd video).

DaTruth 06-30-2011 10:43 PM

This should clear out the pro-pigtail-girl camp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3ni8...feature=relmfu

rpncaine 07-01-2011 07:35 AM

Yeah but those pig tails might make good "handles".

geeker2 07-02-2011 08:37 AM

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Suzi-Barrett/97710153264

DaTruth 07-02-2011 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 788426)

You are ruining it for DrugS.

OldDog 07-05-2011 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 788426)

Quote:

Joey Pyles
your commercials are leading us further into hell..
July 1 at 7:59pm · Like · Comment

:D

philcski 07-05-2011 10:22 PM

I vote for the cartoon character with the pink hair.


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