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Dahoss 05-03-2011 04:40 PM

Name the Next Paddock Thread
 
We've done this before, but we might need to again.

my miss storm cat 05-03-2011 04:52 PM

What are you wearing while you're deciding your best longshot and what to eat during the post position draw this year?

Hickory Hill Hoff 05-03-2011 05:53 PM

What will you be drinking during the race?

hi_im_god 05-03-2011 05:54 PM

i don't know about right now but by sunday morning we'll see at least one redboard thread explaining why the winner was obvious created by someone with less than 10 posts total.

Dahoss 05-03-2011 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god (Post 773462)
i don't know about right now but by sunday morning we'll see at least one redboard thread explaining why the winner was obvious created by someone with less than 10 posts total.

I like the way you are thinking here.

Sightseek 05-03-2011 08:28 PM

Who is Baffert?

dagolfer33 05-03-2011 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god (Post 773462)
i don't know about right now but by sunday morning we'll see at least one redboard thread explaining why the winner was obvious created by someone with less than 10 posts total.

Justin Dew has over 1500 posts.

notyep59 05-04-2011 06:03 AM

could nehro beat zenyatta?

GBBob 05-04-2011 08:57 AM

I don't know what he'll title it, but this is what it will say:

all you morons had to pick the chalk....who picks chalk...in a race expecially Derby except me..that's why real value was (insert winning horse name here)....the rpm...i mean roi on the excata the way I played it was 600-1 ..any fool could see that..how (insert post time favorite here) went off at 5-2 is ....beyond me.....i love betting derby because i love big returns and talking about then afterwards....wet track means winning horse loves slop and that is key to my wagering..find a horse that is wet and bet him...(insert winning horse name here) was all wet and danced home like i saiid...i love Derby and winning exactas...but I don't bet them because roi and takeout too low..i mean high..Philcksi is an idiot

dagolfer33 05-04-2011 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 773602)
I don't know what he'll title it, but this is what it will say:

all you morons had to pick the chalk....who picks chalk...in a race expecially Derby except me..that's why real value was (insert winning horse name here)....the rpm...i mean roi on the excata the way I played it was 600-1 ..any fool could see that..how (insert post time favorite here) went off at 5-2 is ....beyond me.....i love betting derby because i love big returns and talking about then afterwards....wet track means winning horse loves slop and that is key to my wagering..find a horse that is wet and bet him...(insert winning horse name here) was all wet and danced home like i saiid...i love Derby and winning exactas...but I don't bet them because roi and takeout too low..i mean high..Philcksi is an idiot

Nice form letter, I would also leave the option to insert whatever race name in place of Derby.

miraja2 05-04-2011 09:22 AM

I'm a little concerned that Bob might become so enamored with this pinwheelian posting style that he will become addicted to it and will therefore become unable to post in any other fashion.

GBBob 05-04-2011 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miraja2 (Post 773610)
I'm a little concerned that Bob might become so enamored with this pinwheelian posting style that he will become addicted to it and will therefore become unable to post in any other fashion.

..you're..a f*cking moron...

geeker2 05-04-2011 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 773602)
I don't know what he'll title it, but this is what it will say:

all you morons had to pick the chalk....who picks chalk...in a race expecially Derby except me..that's why real value was (insert winning horse name here)....the rpm...i mean roi on the excata the way I played it was 600-1 ..any fool could see that..how (insert post time favorite here) went off at 5-2 is ....beyond me.....i love betting derby because i love big returns and talking about then afterwards....wet track means winning horse loves slop and that is key to my wagering..find a horse that is wet and bet him...(insert winning horse name here) was all wet and danced home like i saiid...i love Derby and winning exactas...but I don't bet them because roi and takeout too low..i mean high..Philcksi is an idiot

:tro:

GBBob 05-04-2011 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 773633)
:tro:

Thank you..it's a nice little cottage industry I'm developing here..

MaTH716 05-04-2011 11:55 AM

Not sure what the name is going to be, but we are very due for a new Finger Lakes plug.

Come to think of it, there is an interesting optional 10k claimer non winners of 1 going Friday............:rolleyes:

miraja2 05-04-2011 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 773611)
..you're..a f*cking moron...

:tro:

GPK 05-05-2011 08:38 PM

Dr. Roman tabs "Team Derby Trail" to finish 10th in PA Handicapping Contest.

Dahoss 05-05-2011 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK (Post 774262)
Dr. Roman tabs "Team Derby Trail" to finish 10th in PA Handicapping Contest.

OOOOOOOOOO

GPK 05-06-2011 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 774264)
OOOOOOOOOO

;)

hi_im_god 05-07-2011 05:36 PM

animal kingdom will win the triple crown.


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