Zenyatta! It is not the thread you think it will be.
 

So I am traveling for business in St. Paul, MN when I finally found out that Zenyatta actually was good for the sport. I go to this awful strip club where I wind up having an excellent conversation with one of the gals working there about racing. Turns out she became a fan because of Zenyatta and now wagers regularly on the races. I was shocked, assumed she was lying until she recounted her handicapping of the Florida Derby and how she lost $ earlier that afternoon.

If nothing else it is good to know that even more of my money is pouring through the race tracks, even if it is second hand...

It's called the trickle down theory.

was she naked while telling you this? seems like she's putting those dollar bills to good use.

I don't know that there needs to be any kind of trickle at a strip club.

Did she have horse face?

what are the odds that DrugS is on his way to St Paul right now?

Yes, and I agree.

Nope, she was quite cute in a St. Paul, MN strip club kinda way.


That sounds pretty bad huh?

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If only. :{>:

Because when some chick has her taters in my face, the first thing I think to ask her is "do you follow the Triple Crown Trail?"

Did she ask if you were hung like Blame?

I try to keep my conversation geared toward things I like when visiting a club. You can only talk about nursing school/her kids for so long before it gets old.

Its too bad this thread doesnt have more pictures than DrugS thread

This particular club makes you check your phone at the door. No pictures. Not sure they would come out all that well. The stage area is protected by plexi-glass!

The stage was protected with plexiglass? Are you sure you weren't at a gas station or papal visit?

:tro:

Must have been at the Lamplighter.

Why would you need plexi-glas at a....oh. Ew.

So pucks won't fly into the crowd.