Football on Mars
 

The infamous Eastern Washington turf made an appearance on an ESPN network last night. I don't know, they put in a blood red field and all of a sudden they are playing in a national championship game. You do the math!

I'm going to guess their home uniforms are all red.

I think they wore black last night. I really couldn't tell, as you couldn't watch more than a couple minutes in a row as it really does hurt the eyes. It would solve your problem if all big colleges and the pros put in red fields as no one would watch any more!! In person, it must not be as painful to look at.

I would think alternating colors are the next breakthrough;you know, between the 5 yard markers....and the home players will have synchronized unifroms that will change colors in unison as they through pass through the color bands.


Porn sites will advertise with i-net boo bees painted in the end zones.

Nipple color will change against the ball in the oppositions end zone.

You really can take this a ways out there.

Zebra fields will take the refs right out of the game.