official time machine thread.
 

this is where you post messages to yourself in the past.

things like..."posting a time machine thread is a stupid idea."

you'll piss off a lot fewer people if you just stuck with "chromer".

turn down the job offer.

HiG.....There is no such thing as time.We covered that in the Dooryard.

be more diligent in your "dooryard" studies.

Oh it's all there in black and white.

stop using emoticon's when you're over 30.

in fact, roll that back to 21.

maybe it's best if you just avoid them altogether.

:) = i'm smiling but somewhat retarded.

:mad: = i'm mad and more retarded than smiley.

:p = haha. i'm really seriously retarded.

:eek: = i'm just unbelievably ****ing retarded.

:D
:tro:

she's not really 18