SAT: play along
 

TAM R1:

ebox: 5 / 8

Churchill's 1st race was so formful I think I'll try Gulfstream Park. Do they still let longshots win on closing day?

GP R1:

Try to get the chalk out of the exacta:

3 / 2, 8

Aqu 2

$20 Win 5 , 7

Aqu 2
$20 wp 3

WO R2:

exacta: 1 / 5, 6

Inquiry...

I'm embarrassed over that pick. Fortunately Gary Contessa has no shame or ability to place horses so at least I'm not that guy.

Pim 2
$20 wp 4

It's a new day. 4 wide. I was hoping f.uckhead would fall off and break his leg.

Aqu 4

$10 wps 5

McGillicuddy LOLOLOLOL

aqueduct 3rd

$50 win 6

win $212.50

Aqu 3

$20 Win 3,4

Churchill #4:

Tri's:

3 w/ 5 w/ 1,4
3 w/ 1,4 w/ 5

churchill 4th

$15 win 4

3rd $5.00

Aqu 4
$10 wp 6
$4 ex box 1,3,6

aqueduct 4th

$20 win 4

Aqu 4

$20 Win 2,5

That track is a god-damned joke today.

On to others...

Woodbine 4
$20 wp 4

Of course I was f.ucked being closer to the rail. These god-damned synthetic surfaces cater to outside closers. Why every god-damned time I bet a horse the midget c.unt riding has to get on the rail.

Do these motherf.uckers watch racing?