More Brilliance from me...
 

I took out my right contact lens yesterday ... had been in for almost 6 months.

Slept great but woke up with an insane headache. I normally keep it in for just two months .. but putting stuff off is what I'm about.

:zz:

Still can't bring myself to going back to the gym on a regular basis either.

I think all that MSG in the tracks horrid buffet food has caused me to just let go of myself.

You need a life coach. lol

Coach Pants?

Maybe you should just get a really bitchy girlfriend. :D

They'd give up fast.

Talking to me is like talking to a brick wall - except a brick wall that mumbles back "uh huh" and "yeah"

Considering what you do with your socks - that would be the least of her problems....

I'd just aim my creamy cock chowder at her instead.