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This is pretty creepy even by Internet standards.

I got a friend request yesterday from some chick that obviously doesn't exist ... she had listed the year of her birthday as 1993 ... and that she graduated with my highschool class (graduated high school at 6 years old I guess)

All of her like 9 or so friends were from some random college in like Virginia she claims to have graduated from (at the age of 10 or 11 I suppose)

It's pretty obvious that some sad spreadsheeter from Allah only knows whichever horse board - is trying to like mine for personal info for their spreadsheet.

Over the last few years - I've come across a handfull of different gossip loving spreadsheeters who post ... but by far and away the most pathetic spreadsheeter I've ever met on a board was some guy from like 7 or 8 years ago .... I swear this dude was like on a first name basis with the boss of half the people who posted on the board.

I never was more creeped out in my life when he like tried to befriend me by E-mail and started telling me all of these creepy little details about different posters he didn't like - and assumed I didn't like.

Indian Charlie once told me about some crazy dude who was on a horse board I posted before I got there - he would have cases of ho ho's sent to the address of some fat chick he was always getting into flame wars with.

Ok at the risk of getting the eyeroll...What is a spreadsheeter?

someone who keeps a spreadsheet of personal info on other posters.

I have a notebook of info on Riot. I even have drawings of her eating Obama's a.sshole while wearing a shirt with an elephant on it.

They should go hang out at this woman's fitness magazine website, the amount of information that the girls give out there with photos is just weird. They actually journal their entire day and anyone can read it.

That would classify you as a spread sheeter.

Hopefully you or no other spreadsheeters from here have uncovered the pic of me doing the same to Randy Moss.

Actually I'm not. HOWEVER, when I'm being f.ucked with I have a knack for getting everything I want from Google. For the most part, forum users are retards and easy to exploit.

Yeah - the self spreadsheeters are a crazy lot - and just about as pathetic.

So tell me, what did you have for breakfest this morning? Was it better than those 3 fluffy buttermilk pancakes with maple syrup that you had for breakfest last Friday?

To me it sounds like you're talking about unemployed reporters.

That is pretty creepy

very odd as well. i'd imagine folks like that can't get along with people face to face.

Does anyone do this to me? I am actually confused about this, who cares?

Flush the toilet..I can see something left in there. And your fridge door is open

Yes Joey.

The spreadsheeters know everything about you.

They are like the pre-Randy Moss Patriots in December '07 - BEFORE they got caught red-handed... they have the game film on you and you are a MARKED MAN.

Rest assured that they are all logged-on together - in a super secret, super private, password protected message board on some bin Laden's cave like corner of the Interwebs. They are staying up at all hours - posting for double shifts - and trying to devise a way TO HAMMER YOU the next time they feel you step out of line.

They will stop at NOTHING! They'll call your friends, your family, your neighbors, your boss, your bookie, your meth dealer, it doesn't matter. They'll even call your 4th grade teacher.

Your IP address?...don't worry, they have it! And after every attempt at gathering all the personal info of yours that they can has been exhausted ... if they're not satisfied with what they have on you ... they will showcase their artistry and lace some personal info based truths with some colorful lies.

The spreadsheeters call that "the final product"

That's not why you should fear them though Joey ... once they have "the final product" - they merely only have you in the crosshairs.

When a hunter has the target on his prey - he does not let them know they're about to be blasted. They NEVER find out who blasted them. EVER!

You should fear the spreadsheeters - because they... through cleverly disguised whisper campaigns... will destroy you with the final product they've settled upon. They will destroy you with COMPLETE DENIABILITY! Nothing EVER comes back to them. In other words Joseph, ... you're toast!

I've got a spreadsheet on all the horses you've buried on here.

FTFY

Isn't it a lot of work constantly updating it?

I have a full time staff working on it and recently upgraded all of my computers with liquid cooling to keep the heat off the CPU.

Perhaps I missed it, but I can't believe he hasn't posted about Causeway's Kin running at Gulfstream. And it's a horse going from Mott to Wolfson - they might as well hand out the Breeder's Cup trophy before the race.