Churchill to announce 'significant' summer event
 

Churchill Downs Inc. said it plans to announce a “significant” summer event at the historic racing venue on Monday, the first major initiative of its new entertainment division.

http://www.courier-journal.com/artic...++summer+event

Ken McPeek dunk tank?

Rachel ALexandra day?

Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Reunion?

Woodstock III

Cannon vs. Freddy cage match in the infield.

Paul McCartney

The Michael Jackson victory tour?

Multitasking: The many uses of the golf club, lecture by Mrs. Tiger Woods.

"How to finance and build an OTB in your backyard in under five days, even in tough economic times" with an encore presentation on how to go 9 for 9 on your first day in your new OTB to quickly pay off the financing.

A cooking demonstration:

"Quick and delicious ravioli" by Greg Avioli, president of Breeders Cup Inc.

Snow paradise in the summer!

They are going to bring in snow machines to put snow on the track and put horses on skis, towed by snow mobiles driven by Norwegian jockeys.

There will be a last minute announcement that the feature race will be a "win and you're in" race for the 2010 Winter Olympics Luge event.

They will announce a race where all the horses will be ridden by retired jockeys!

I really like that one!

Dysentry and Diphtheria day at the races. Anyone showing up with either disease gets free admission?

The first person that shows up with both gets to be the guest steward for the day.

I think you might be right.

http://www.tourdates.co.uk/news/1434...dbye-with-tour

Rick Pitino news conference?

Or Indian Charlie might be onto something.

Like a Faux Republican Convention headed by Riot.

It's gotta be something totally lame that nobody would care about.

Which is what I thought you were getting at with the Mcartney thing. That sounds totally lame, but not uber lame.

It's either U2, Springsteen, or McCartney. The Stones have already performed there.

50 cent Hot Dogs?