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Sightseek 08-11-2009 09:03 PM

What do they mean by "open minded?"
 
Someone sent me this job posting on Craigslist....:zz:

Are you a Country Gal Seeking a Fresh Start? Love Horses? Free R&B!

We have a Live in oppertunity for the right girl, Comes with everything you need with no living expenses in trade for a helping hand and friendship, but you must fit everything below.
Love the country life.
No children living with you (single room only)
Non smoker.
At least 21.
Fit and able to do your part.
Not scare children & animals with your looks.
Be nearly anal about neatness & cleanliness.
Have an interest in the restaurant/bar business(in a coyote ugly way).
Be open minded and okay with living closely with a attractive 50 yr old couple.
Love horses & riding.
Be good with people & get along with women as well as men.
Be able to be a good friend, partner and always take care of business and what needs done before playing. (okay to whistle while you work and blend fun with work)
Be fun and looking for more of a longterm thing and not just a free ride or party. This comes with a paying onsite job also.
This is a walk into new life with a nice vehicle, great furnished room, all meals & drinks, your own horse, phone, internet with furnished computer, great new friends and a very fun laid back life in a very,very cool place and a $200 -$400 a week pay depending on business and how much you want to work. You will have to click with us and understand that you are part of our lives & business and you must act and help accordingly. In return you basicly have it made.
If interested send good pic and info about yourself and present situation. If interested we will send our pics, more info and website for our location.

dellinger63 08-11-2009 09:26 PM

They want a good looking whore willing to 3-some w/a 50yr old couple.

DerbyCat 08-11-2009 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dellinger63
They want a good looking whore willing to 3-some w/a 50yr old couple.

Well, that's a very subtle way to put it :rolleyes:

dellinger63 08-11-2009 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DerbyCat
Well, that's a very subtle way to put it :rolleyes:

I've never been accused of being subtle in my life (I think?) lol

Sightseek 08-11-2009 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dellinger63
They want a good looking whore willing to 3-some w/a 50yr old couple.

There is some seriously messed up stuff on Craigslist!!!

Coach Pants 08-11-2009 09:39 PM

probably wouldn't mind you being a cuckoo to his cuckold.

MaTH716 08-11-2009 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
There is some seriously messed up stuff on Craigslist!!!

What was it, your first day surfing around there?

dellinger63 08-11-2009 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
There is some seriously messed up stuff on Craigslist!!!

I'm thinking William Jefferson Clinton now struck out at his b-day party

Sightseek 08-11-2009 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dellinger63
I'm thinking William Jefferson Clinton now struck out at his b-day party

Maybe they'll change their minds in looking for a female when they see the photo of you from dinner the other night. :D

dellinger63 08-11-2009 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Maybe they'll change their minds in looking for a female when they see the photo of you from dinner the other night. :D

OK that was good!

Or Grand for the Irish folk

Sightseek 08-11-2009 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dellinger63
OK that was good!

Or Grand for the Irish folk

:tro:


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