Favorite Sayings....
 

We all have 'em! We all use 'em! What are some of your favs? I used to date this guy back in the day that would always find some way to say" That makes about as much sense as a football bat" Lately I've been stuck on 2 plain sayings: "You look fancy" (said to damn near anyone) and "You're just jealous" (said anytime you don't know what to say) I crack up any time I use one of these!!! What are yours?? Youins?

if someone was worked up about something, this old guy used to tell them. "put some gravy on it, it'll be alright." i tell mrs d. that sometimes, she just looks at me and i laugh.:)

"put some gravy on it, it'll be alright."
LOVE it!
Thankssss:)

F*ck me running

mine is usually 'he shoots, he scores'...but sadly, not enough of that tonite from ovechkin and company. :( :(

"F*ck me running"

I bet your just jealous!!

I went to school in Boston and lived in RI for several years so to me, everything is "Wicked" :D

I've never heard this one until moving to VA, but a lot of people say "Dagon" (or is it Dagone sp?)

Just after landing in Vegas " I picked a bad week to give up drinking and gambling"

Dang or Dag for short.:)

"It is what it is."

"Superific"

"Blockatiel"

You can stuff your sorry in a sack mister.

Down Goes Duke

I can't help it if she wants me!

i really like 'skins win'.


my daughter said 'well, that's just big pile of stupid' yesterday-it evoked a chuckle from me.

i also use the line 'it'll ride up with wear' whenever something isn't working quite right. any fan of the bbc show 'are you being served' will recognize that line immediately.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. Also,
You look like a monkey trying to phuck a football.

"" Thats Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggeeeeeeeeee"" ..Paris Hilton

My all time favorite is, "It's a great life if you don't weaken.":)

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

"Holy Mother of God"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A ;)