I have a new favorite politican ....
 

so......who was your old favorite politician?

Dick Gephardt.

Most Republicans probably won't care about the neo-Confederate political positions (it is pretty much what the party stands for now anyway) or the fact that he screwed a mule and a watermelon.......but once they find out he had sex with another man......they'll be horrified.

The kicker is, as soon as I was done she pissed all over me. It was embarrassing. I never told anyone that before."

The pissing part was embarrassing...
God in Heaven.

I think most black voters will be able to keep an open mind about the guys past and some of his beliefs - however - the fact that he screwed a watermellon might ultimately be a deal breaker.

I can top that!
 

Thank God I live in Louisiana! You can't make this stuff up. My new favorite politician is Stormy Daniels. Yes, she is being drafted to run against David Vitter. Porn star, exotic dancer, adult performer, Stormy Daniels. This is totally hilarious!

Remember, Louisiana had governor's race that featured Edwin Edwards (now in federal prison) and David Duke, former KKK leader. Earl Long, who was longtime suitor of stripper, Blaze Starr, served as governor, too. Stormy would only add to our notorious political history here in Louisiana.

Here is link to Draft Stormy web site. http://draftstormy.com/ You know, I want to serve on her staff. Then, I can exclaim, "I work under Senator Daniels." :zz:

lol


the aftermath of the sex with the mule was hilarious. bad enough you have to stoop to screwing a mule...but to have the thing piss on you. jesus.

guess that's why he switched to melons.

I laughed.

Most Likely: Watermelon
Next Best: Mule
Best Value: Dick Gephardt's sock
Super add: Neal Horsley

oh my god. :tro:

i see the framework of the plot for the next john water's movie.

I have coffee all over my computer you a$s!....:D

This is the best politics thread Evah! :tro:

lol

This thread and this post are too funny. :tro: :tro:

i heard he secretly sired mind that bird.