I'm alive
 

I had to kill a deer and cook it to survive...but I'm alive.

No one has called me a f.uck wad in three weeks..

welcome back

Just get your power back?
Hopefully you don't have any property damage.

Glad to hear it. We couldve used ya the past few weeks in some of these threads.

i was calling people f.ucktards in my head yesterday...

Welcome home Coach, nice to have you back.

Yeah after 3 torturous days in the wild.

No property damage.


Thanks to all wishing me a happy, healthy return. That Beyer thread upstairs was good for a laugh.

Coach, even I missed you and I really try to avoid your wrath so I don't post in threads you're in... but thanks for coming back.

Will there be an artistic rendition of your dear kill available for viewing?

Coach Pants the SurvivorMan...glad to hear you made it..boy it looks bad up there.

Now get back to offending us quickly pah-leese....;) :p

which legs were "to kill a deer" and "cook it to survive" in?

who are you alive to?

best wishes from this libtard, pillow.

Awwwwwwwwww :(

Damn.
I was hoping you died in a fire...
Over and over again.

;)

sounds familiar
where have I heard that before?