whopper virgins
 

why would a company advertise the fact that ignorant people prefer their product?

i don't want a deaf person person choosing the music for the party. and the vegetarian's opinion won't help me decide between steak or lobster.

plus the whole "whopper virgin" label makes me feel my behymen is threatened.

I think it's a powerful statement if you can convert a vegetarian into eating your Whopper.

Laughing and having trouble breathing.