A DT Christmas
 

So I was thinking about the forum and about Christmas movies and figured I'd take a break from writing nasty emails to TVG for never showing Hong Kong (support HK racing! :D :eek: ) to ask something...

What if we were to make a remake? Any holiday movie will due.

How would you go about casting?

A Christmas Story, A Christmas Carol (Coach and Hossy as two of the spirits?), It's a Wonderful Life (the_fat_man as Potter?), Elf, Bad Santa, Polar Express, Olive the Other Reindeer (shut up, I love that).....

Pick any holiday movie and cast it.

Winner gets..... ummmm, well the winner doesn't actually get anything but whatever.

Oh and I'd cast Blackthroatedwind (who(m?) I will never call "Panda" as i will never again disrespect such a fine and compassionate individual) as Santa for givin it away, Baby! (Of course i mean his picks...)

Anyone wanna go for it before Morty tells me this was a moronic idea?

Good grief.

Okay, you can cast Charlie Brown.:p

She oils my pasta for me.



:)

Wanna play along, dear?

My vote goes for A Christmas Carol...the one with Allister Sims.

I think that's his name.

Okay lovely... now you need to recast it using Nerdy Trailers. Hooray! :p

I shall be back to check as i wouldn't want you to think I was ignoring you. :rolleyes: :D

I'd have you play the roll of my (ah'd be Scrooge..;) ) housekeeper and I'd drill you all night,right in front of those gay ghosts.

You would be mah bed spread.


;)

Here it is..

It's a Wonderful Life

Staring
Kasept & Suffolk Girl

Costaring:

BTW - Banker (of course)
Driver- Scavs (of course)
Gardian Angel (Chuck)
Baby (Brockguy)

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Hooray for you for actually doing it (although I wanna smack you cause of your choice - the role of Potter). (Crying icon here). :( :p

Okay so what about Uncle Billy and Violet?

Oh and since you have Ernie how about Officer Bert? (Is that who they were named after?). :D

Bad Santa

Starring Hossy as Willie

"Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody."

my pud = candy cane

I've always wanted to do another popsicle thread... perhaps I should do proper technique on how to ummm, eat a candy cane. :eek: :p

that would be sweet. (((pun intended)))

One must take their time with candy canes....

The first step is to unwrap it slowly... feeling its hardness and brushing it against ones face, across the lips, the occassional kiss, making sure the grasp is light at first but then more firm.

Personally I like to slide my tongue across the cane one good and long time at first while looking up at it. I then massage it and slowly swirl my tongue around the tip, back down, up and massage it as I continue on and on, over and over, my grasp rhythmic and a little tighter now as the tension builds.

I take the entire cane in my mouth but it's too soon... my tongue slides across it and down and I guide it into my mouth again and again, faster now, and ooooh it tastes so good. I tell it how good it tastes. I tell it how I want it to explode in my mouth, how I want to feel it...

Sorry is this boring? Should I stop?

Maybe i should just ******* bite it, huh? :D

:eek:

you take 90 West from O'Hare about 8 miles...then 53 North to Euclid....

umm

anyway.....

I gotta' go now...