Who got more tail, McCain/Obama
 

Was it the young drunken serviceman, Johnny Mccain? Or the crack smoking, coke snortin' fag, Barack Obama?

You should have added "or you, the voter of the poll"!

McCain was a handsome man when he was younger despite being dreadfully short.

McCain no doubt the winner here.

Could you remove that photo, Coachpants?

Not only are you gay, but you're into bestiality as well?

And isn't the moniker, Coach Pants, a bit odd. Sounds like a game a homosexual pedophile would play with a young boy, " Let's see if you can get Sgt. Coachpants to stand at attention"

I'm sorry, it's not beastiality.

Morty, what's the term for people who are into stuffed animals? Is it "fluffies"?

go

fuc|<

yourself

Raise a glass to Dick Cheney

I voted Obama. Along with the longball, chicks also dig purple lips.

Barack Obama baby! President of hittin dat a$$! Black man doin his motha f'in thang in the world.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi_c6D8SPcE

Just ask Madonna ;)