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cowgirlintexas 08-28-2008 07:35 PM

Lettermans Top 10
 
David Lettermans top 10 reasons why there are no blacks in NASCAR

DAVID LETTERMAN IS IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!! :p



David Letterman will surely get some 'flak' from the NAACP and the
Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will go nuts!!!



# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............


# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways

pgardn 08-28-2008 08:48 PM

You are kidding right?

cowgirlintexas 08-28-2008 08:52 PM

You mean Letterman? :D

pgardn 08-28-2008 08:57 PM

He did not actually use this on his show?

cowgirlintexas 08-28-2008 09:00 PM

Oh.. I have no idea.. It was sent to me in an e-mail...Knowing Letterman tho, he probably did:D

pgardn 08-28-2008 09:03 PM

If he did, he will have to use the excuse that his black writers
implored him to use it. White guys can't say that. Chris Rock
must have sent Letterman the list.

hi_im_god 08-28-2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
There is no way Letterman said that. No way.

it was in an email, dude. that's ironclad.

GBBob 08-28-2008 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
David Lettermans top 10 reasons why there are no blacks in NASCAR

DAVID LETTERMAN IS IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!! :p



David Letterman will surely get some 'flak' from the NAACP and the
Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will go nuts!!!



# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............


# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways

man....

cowgirlintexas 08-28-2008 09:29 PM

Reguardless..it's still funny as sh!t :)

Bigsmc 08-29-2008 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Reguardless..it's still funny as sh!t :)

Oh my God

cowgirlintexas 08-29-2008 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Oh my God

Oh

My God! What?!

Danzig 08-29-2008 07:12 AM

i think it's horrible, and i seriously doubt david letterman actually used it.

cowgirlintexas 08-29-2008 07:19 AM

Hey..I'm just the messenger...

The Bid 08-29-2008 07:22 AM

You know lettermen didnt say that because its actually funny

cowgirlintexas 08-29-2008 07:23 AM

Well, theres probably some truth in that....:D

The Bid 08-29-2008 07:31 AM

My favorite is number 3

cowgirlintexas 08-29-2008 07:34 AM

Mine was #7 :)

Mike 08-29-2008 09:38 AM

But, Dave Chapelle could pull this off on his old show. His crack addict character would be met with howls of outrage if put on a white guy show

Like McCain said, you have to keep your sense of humor

hi_im_god 08-29-2008 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Mine was #7 :)


i like #11: nigger's can't drive.

that stuff had me rollin'.

there was nothing the least bit racist about any of this.


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