Sicko
 

Just a sick conversation I had. One way or the other it's sick( either the poor writing used, or the subject talked about.) I don't have an excuse for writing this poorly. Just 2 base people communicating in a base way.


Scudsbrother:dude do they have a week in dat country where head of the house kill a goat etc. in front of the family?

!*Unidentified Turk:Yea

Scudsbrother: lol

Scudsbrother: wow

!*Unidentified Turk:its stupid

!*Unidentified Turk:we neva do dat

Scudsbrother: K I read about dat but neva believed it true

!*Unidentified Turk:it is

Scudsbrother: incredible

Scudsbrother: u eva have to watch it done?

!*Unidentified Turk:yea i love watchin it honestly

!*Unidentified Turk:lol

Scudsbrother: lol

Scudsbrother: oh boy

!*Unidentified Turk:yup

Scudsbrother: why?

!*Unidentified Turk:i dunno

!*Unidentified Turk:it's cool

Scudsbrother: wat part? the blood shooting out of throat or it screaming or wat?

!*Unidentified Turk:all of it

!*Unidentified Turk:till it dies

^^^ hard on for turks

Worked for a company that sold capital equipment in Turkey and other neighboring countries. After installation of a $200,000 piece of equipment they would sacrafice a goat cutting its throat and letting it bleed to death in front of the machine for good luck.

Not even close.

If they had beaten Germany in that World Cup Semi-Final, then they would of sacrificed the over 1000 RAM that they said they were going to sacrifice. Maybe it's better that they lost to Germany, cuz would have been a lil outrage from other countries over it(not that they would have cared enough to change their plans.) I guess they kill in the range of 5-15 million goats in one particular week there.

"Just did it for good luck. What's the big deal?"- Richard Ramirez(Nightstalker)

You have to admit it's the cheapest form of dark comedy around. He goes from "its stupid...we neva do dat" to "yea i love watchin it honestly" in the span of maybe 4 lines of dialogue. That's rich. If documentaries made much money, then I would make one about it. I can't talk about why, but there's a huge amount of milk in this cow. I may do it anyways, but i'd be pretty uncomfortable being always worried about ending up like one of these goats.