isaac hayes, dead at 65
 

a family member found him lying on the floor next to a treadmll, unresponsive. no cause of death as yet.

singer, actor, and of course 'chef' on south park. guy had a hell of a voice.

The treadmill is being held as "a machine of interest."

The treadmills name has been given out by police as Unresponsive.

A police source said they suspect Unresponsive is giving them the run-a-round.

Calls to the machines close friend,Dino Velvet, have not been returned.

Unresponsive is requesting to call his Lawyer Ron.

Apparently he's tied up with Judge Judy.

Ask Bob may be brought into the case.

Needless to say..this is no run of the mill investigation.

Leaks from police headquarters are making many people there cry.

One source said Unresponsive may have fingered a Mr. Stair Master.




Police are taking steps to find this machine.

Morte...some of your best work yet :tro: :tro:

Thank you with honors.



I'm on to the case of The Missing Boo Bees.

I am off the case of The Missing Boo Bees.

Who is the man who would risk his life for his brother man?



















Shaft



















John Shaft


















Can you dig it?

I'm dead, chillens!

Upon reading Dannie's post here...Lt. Kinderman replied:


"Gee Dan...you mean those internet reports and radio/tv bulletins are all true?


I'm floored...really."

Rest in Peace, Duke of New York
 

Where would Snake Plissken be without the Duke to make that movie a cult classic?

Isaac was a cool dude.