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Mortimer 07-22-2008 12:04 PM

The Deb-O-Deb Thread
 
I have always wanted to do Deborah.









Oh boy.


Here I go again.








What I mean is I think she is very thread worthy.



Not that she doesn't look great without any clothes.

And not that I would know,I'm sure she does.

But always thought she should have her very own thread. This is what I meant.



She is smart and keeps her breasts...I mean keeps well abreast of things........horseys and such...I mean.I admire her retention basin.

No......what I mean is her ability to retain things.

You know...she's not an air bed......head...she's not on air head.


She has a nice azz for reward.












Goddamitty.







I mean she adds a lot of class to the board.


So I have got the balls...I mean the ball rolling.I'd like to hear the opinions of others.

Mortimer 07-22-2008 12:19 PM

Did you know she is a nurse at an animal hospital?



She is.


I have feigned many different types of wounds,but have failed to do so.

They will not allow me in for treatment.

I'd love to be treated.



Believe me...they can detect any pseudo broken bone you can imagine.

I even pretended I was run over by a road hog and called K-9-1-1 from a phone booth.


They didn't buy it.

GPK 07-22-2008 12:45 PM

:{>:

Mortimer 07-22-2008 12:46 PM

Yer damned straight.

GPK 07-22-2008 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Yer damned straight.

:) :cool:

Mortimer 07-22-2008 12:56 PM

You be DEM SHOO!!

Mortimer 07-22-2008 12:57 PM

What if she looked like Diane Lane?










thudsville

Mortimer 07-22-2008 01:01 PM

Sighty-poo-poo ,Dahling....do you think it just a coincidence Unfaithful's costar was a Franchmans?

Weez ze boax-eng beg?


En ze pray-tay faze?




Dough yooo?










Dun be a fuel...Say-tay.

Payson Dave 07-22-2008 01:31 PM

This could be just the thread to bring me back out of retirement....I've been sooooo set-a-back ever since hearin that the Cajunator has been swept off her feet by another.....

GPK 07-22-2008 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
What if she looked like Diane Lane?










thudsville


Oh my GOD

Mortimer 07-22-2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
This could be just the thread to bring me back out of retirement....I've been sooooo set-a-back ever since hearin that the Cajunator has been swept off her feet by another.....


Hossy is a highly trained Pre-dator.....it was quite predictable.

Mortimer 07-22-2008 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Oh my GOD




You know it!!

Rileyoriley 07-22-2008 08:26 PM

I don't know who Diane Lane is but I am behooved to you all. :)

Mortimer 07-22-2008 09:14 PM

She's the one in Eddie Haskells avatar.


I feel as though I should get more behooved than the others.

GPK 07-22-2008 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
She's the one in Eddie Haskells avatar.


I feel as though I should get more behooved than the others.


:mad: :mad: :mad:

Rileyoriley 07-22-2008 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
She's the one in Eddie Haskells avatar.


I feel as though I should get more behooved than the others.


You always have been more behooved.;)

Mortimer 07-22-2008 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
:mad: :mad: :mad:

Oh gosh.

That's your avatar? I'm so sorry.








:)

Mortimer 07-22-2008 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
You always have been more behooved.;)



:{>: :{>:

GPK 07-22-2008 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh gosh.

That's your avatar? I'm so sorry.








:)


:eek:





















:rolleyes:


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