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eajinabi 07-04-2008 06:57 PM

Stupid Question of the Day
 
Why cant horses race and become sires at the same time?

2Hot4TV 07-04-2008 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eajinabi
Why cant horses race and become sires at the same time?

It's really difficult to do both at the same time.

blackthroatedwind 07-04-2008 07:05 PM

In my experience the act usually makes the female counterpart run as fast as possible.

hi_im_god 07-04-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eajinabi
Why cant horses race and become sires at the same time?

the barry white soundtrack irritates most bettors.

Indian Charlie 07-04-2008 07:28 PM

Steroids.

Obviously.

blackthroatedwind 07-04-2008 07:34 PM

I think you don't understand how high strung horses are and how wound up they are for racing. While I'm sure others know a lot more about this than I do, the conditioning difference between a horse at stud and one that is racing is substantial to say the least.

sumitas 07-04-2008 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eajinabi
Why cant horses race and become sires at the same time?

If there is a filly entered I don't think fans would want to see that in the paddock.

blackthroatedwind 07-04-2008 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sumitas
If there is a filly entered I don't think fans would want to see that in the paddock.


But, considering your posting history, I'm guessing you would.

pgiaco 07-04-2008 07:40 PM

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sumitas 07-04-2008 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
But, considering your posting history, I'm guessing you would.

I don't think so. Actually I'm a little embarrassed because they are naked.

Thankfully they don't allow shorts or booty shorts in the paddock at the Spa or else we'd have a problem with the owners too.

hoovesupsideyourhead 07-04-2008 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
In my experience the act usually makes the female counterpart run as fast as possible.

only the fine ass ones who never heard of you..lmfao and your legendary status as the "magic don juan" of toga waitresses.. its a celebation bitches.."green is for the money and the gold is for the honey"..:D :eek: :zz:

brockguy 07-05-2008 07:02 AM

Gentleman's Deal has done it the past few years over here.. races until March and then does his Stallion duties..

Oaklawnfan 07-05-2008 08:41 AM

How is this any different than nailing your secretary?:confused:


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