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Mortimer 03-17-2008 07:52 PM

I warned them....all of them
 
I have injected myself with a lethal dose of NT Swill...one hour ago.



I feel the drug beginning to work its evil magic.

It was Beauty what is killing the beast.

Rileyoriley 03-17-2008 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
I have injected myself with a lethal dose of NT Swill...one hour ago.



I feel the drug beginning to work its evil magic.

It was Beauty what is killing the beast.


It's been awhile since I saw "Beauty and The Beast" but didn't a singing teapot save the beast with a kiss??

GPK 03-17-2008 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
It's been awhile since I saw "Beauty and The Beast" but didn't a singing teapot save the beast with a kiss??


^^^singing tea pot

Mortimer 03-17-2008 08:06 PM

I asked so little....so very little. Just a simple name change.So small a task, so tiny a slap of ego upon my little smiley face; a simple request from a person of simple virtue...who would not hurt you.....one who always offered a pillow for the weary.....a soft ear for those in fear .....a listening well for a tortured mind.




And what do I get?









An opera of "no's."







no


no-no







NO!






NO NO NO NO NNNNNO!!







nononononono




no no no





NO!!









NO!!!








NONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















no












And so they bring my death here.


So little ...for so much.


Coach Pants 03-17-2008 08:07 PM

Exclusive photo from Thebby's directory...


Mortimer 03-17-2008 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
^^^singing tea pot

^^^ Behold...The Behemouth.

Mortimer 03-17-2008 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Exclusive photo from Thebby's directory...



^^^ Thebby showing off...with dwarf donkey.

Rileyoriley 03-17-2008 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
^^^singing tea pot


^^^^wishes he was one:rolleyes:

GPK 03-17-2008 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
^^^ Behold...The Behemouth.


^^^stole Hossy's pillow and offered it to the weary

Rileyoriley 03-17-2008 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
I asked so little....so very little. Just a simple name change.So small a task, so tiny a slap of ego upon my little smiley face; a simple request from a person of simple virtue...who would not hurt you.....one who always offered a pillow for the weary.....a soft ear for those in fear .....a listening well for a tortured mind.




And what do I get?









An opera of "no's."







no


no-no







NO!






NO NO NO NO NNNNNO!!







nononononono




no no no





NO!!









NO!!!








NONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















no












And so they bring my death here.


So little ...for so much.




Fear not SheHateMe, she really means yes.

Mortimer 03-17-2008 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
^^^^wishes he was one:rolleyes:


I never wished to be a boo-bee.

Mortimer 03-17-2008 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
^^^stole Hossy's pillow and offered it to the weary



Hossy's pillow is made up of DrugS' discarded socks!! BLECH!

Mortimer 03-17-2008 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
^^^ A soft ear for those in fear.



SPIT!!!

GPK 03-17-2008 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
^^^ A soft ear for those in fear.


^^^a friend indeed to a friend in need...



















































can a brotha hold two fiddy?

paisjpq 03-17-2008 08:14 PM

those ain't Thebby's Chi-chis....cute horsie though.

cheer up Avery. Life could be worse.

Mortimer 03-17-2008 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:mad: :mad:




rule-eng en......oh....ooooooh...it hurts to laugh.





I'm sorry....now I must break to see the FROZEN ONE blow this game.






But I will return .....and watch things get worse.

Rileyoriley 03-17-2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
those ain't Thebby's Chi-chis....cute horsie though.

cheer up Avery. Life could be worse.


Tis' true Morty. She could change your name to KRIM.:eek:

Mortimer 03-17-2008 08:53 PM

Please..yer meikin' me sick.








Oh...I'm dy
ing.

Forgive me....:rolleyes:




The time draws near.........woe is mah behind.


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