New Member Here
 

Hello. I joined earlier today and have become generally familiar with the place. I have not posted anywhere since the older DRF days .I posted under a different name there.

I am not going to brag, but I am an extremely successful handicapper and see that a lot of you here are not. Perhaps as I run across your many errors in the Paddock thread and others I will correct them .I may also open up my own Handicapping 101 thread to offer free help to those in need. I would think that is putting it mildly.

Seemed like this was the best place to post this as I found it full of nonsense and did not want to interrupt more serious areas.

Thank you and I will look forward to racing talk with some of you as I banty about here.

Ahahahahaha!!

Geez Morty......this was a short " I'm leaving " even for you.

Couldn't you have waited until at least one person missed you?

Banty? :D

Welcome to the Jungle..................

Well it seems as if I should straighten some of you out. I'm talking about the comedians that bounce around here. Sorry I have to bring you up here,Steve, but I have to explain.

Steve and me have been close friends for.....oh my, how long has it been now Steve? About 10 years or so?I wanted to make sure this Mortimer character had been banned. I told Steve I wouldn't come here if he was allowed to continue.This idiot roustabout was a very large pain to me at DRF.It's the reason I left. So have your fun,but maybe that helps.

MORTY IS LOSE in the Paddock, MORTY is lose in the paddock

Now, THAT is funny!

I laughed.....out loud...Nice to have ya back Morty...errrr Meridian

Yeah. That's right. Keep it up all you clowns here.Is this the way you treat knowledgable new members?

This is like the SNL version of BBB.

Someone acting like BBB, only the original actually takes himself seriously.

And I'm still not sure which is funnier.

What's that like... living on a massive estate?

Do you ever wish you could live in it?

Having fun on the smart threads? :p

Could you help with the ZC's for tomorrows card at Gulfstream...thanks sooooo much in advance

Well. I thought the Mickey Mouse Club was cancelled long ago,but apparently I was premature in making what now looks like a bad assumption.Now why don't you all wiggle your little mouse ears at each other and then go to your sleeping quarters.

I intended only to announce myself and perhaps receive a few "welcome aboards." Instead I get American Comedy Idol auditions.

Really. Stick to handicapping.Yes. Your attempts at comedy are that bad.

Can I choose who I wanna go to my sleeping quarters with?

Yea!!!

my miss storm cat;


I'd say Peter Rabbit,but I'm not the last word on such things.



Best regards,

Bill Dullest

It's a nice place. They play bingo on Tuesday's and Friday nights and the macaroni and cheese is to die for!

http://www.whitchurchandllandaff.co....al%20c1908.jpg

:D

Not now dear... busy trying to figure out who Peter Rabbit is! :p

closely related to Peter Cotton Tail

......who went hopping down the bunny trail.