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Mortimer 01-25-2008 11:29 AM

LADIES: What undergarments do you wear?
 
Please include a photo of your home and show ( in detail ) how to get to the place you store these items...as well as your addrress .

paisjpq 01-25-2008 12:00 PM

same ones you do.....and I would appreciate it if you would stop raiding my closet because you keep stretching them out!

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
same ones you do.....and I would appreciate it if you would stop raiding my closet because you keep stretching them out!




oh no.....i never thought SHE would rat me out likes this



i feel like andy kaufmans idiot.


i feel so ashamed










and YOU stretched them out...that's why i quit wearing yours

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:19 PM

People may also be interested to know she has a velcro opening in the front...for those "spurs of the moment' she sssssso often has.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:31 PM

WITCH!!!

paisjpq 01-25-2008 12:35 PM

yup.:)

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:35 PM

I'll type it again later......when you're not here.




You'll see.

Oh yes.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:40 PM

I know a SEE-CRAHT....SQUAWK!!




I know a SEE-CRAHT!!!

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:47 PM

You bet I do.





It's a really good one,too!

Stay tuned throughout the day and in the night ( when you're alone...when it's dark).


She can't stay awake all the time.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:54 PM

r u still here?

Mortimer 01-25-2008 12:56 PM

I guess she wouldn't answer even if she were.




I'm going to have to get smarter about this.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 01:01 PM

Oh this is silly.

I'm not hanging around all day to play some childish game.


But the truth is Thebby has 45 pair of undergarments.One for every man...with each ones name sewn on it.

Make that 32...I shouldn't count Steve Byk's name more than once.


I'm leaving.

NoChanceToDance 01-25-2008 01:08 PM

Morty, from the lack of responses from the lovely ladies on this forum, do you reckon they even wear undergarments?

Just a thought.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 01:19 PM

I'd say 75% don't.

Mortimer 01-25-2008 01:32 PM

I know this for a fact...by the way.


=;>

GPK 01-25-2008 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'd say 75% don't.


$100 for the list....

Mortimer 01-25-2008 02:20 PM

ror!!










OK.









Add another 100 and you'll get the bush condition report:


Color

Clipped or allowed to grow freely

Or "uprooted"

NoChanceToDance 01-25-2008 02:29 PM

The women have facial hair on here, too?

Morty, you're letting all of the secrets out now :D

Mortimer 01-25-2008 02:32 PM

Oh there's two sides to every story.

NoChanceToDance 01-25-2008 02:34 PM

I prefer women with plenty of hair......



























On their head.

But that's just me.


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