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Mortimer 01-20-2008 10:15 PM

No more need to "ah wonder where"
 
There was a time when I was well liked by all.



I don't know when either...but it's a great opener.



Anyhooo....somehow I got locked up here in nowhere land.I didn't like it. I requested parole.



I didn't get it.



I then requested I be darted...sent to 2 members of the board here.

Was it granted?

No.



Was I told why?

No.



Seems easy enough to do and an easy way to rid this site of a "swine" like me.



Perhaps they wanted me to do away with myself?

Perhaps.


And in doing so keep the blood off their own hands?

It does flow.



The thought...not the blood.







Who is this Nichole person?

I don't know.



A ringer...used to trap me?

Well you said it...not me.






All I know is I nicely asked to be darted..and was not.

Now I must leave on my own.

But I've left on my own from worse places.






Yes...that's what I said.



I have once again shut down all communication with the outside world. It doesn't really matter as I will leave here at 11:20 PM...tonight.


I am through being the board whipping boy.

Coach Pants 01-20-2008 10:49 PM

Bye sissy.

my miss storm cat 01-20-2008 11:07 PM

Ah wonder when Morty will be back.

Rileyoriley 01-21-2008 06:03 PM

I'll never get morty and his zebra out of my basement now.:rolleyes:

AeWingnut 01-21-2008 06:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLC3uT3aCoE

Cajungator26 01-22-2008 02:51 PM

Stop talking about your underwear, Morty. Stealing over $1600 worth of panties is nothing to be proud of.

Mortimer 01-22-2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Stop talking about your underwear, Morty. Stealing over $1600 worth of panties is nothing to be proud of.





You're just mad because they were yours.....selfish.

Mortimer 01-22-2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I'll never get morty and his zebra out of my basement now.:rolleyes:


Oh shut up.

Rileyoriley 01-22-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh shut up.


I'm evicting you from my basement. The zebra may stay.:)

blackthroatedwind 01-22-2008 07:15 PM

Morty leaves slightly less often than he comes back.

Mortimer 01-22-2008 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I'm evicting you from my basement. The zebra may stay.:)



We are a matched set...no splitting.

Did you understand what BlackTroll-edWind said?

Rileyoriley 01-22-2008 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
We are a matched set...no splitting.

Did you understand what BlackTroll-edWind said?


Then you may stay.




I never understand what he says.:confused:

Mortimer 01-22-2008 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Then you may stay.

Too kind.




I never understand what he says.:confused:



ror!!






That's what Carla always said...too!!!

Rileyoriley 01-22-2008 07:54 PM

It's comforting to know there's a predator in my basement to ward off evil-doers.:)

Mortimer 01-22-2008 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
It's comforting to know there's a predator in my basement to ward off evil-doers.:)


I may make an exception and chew my prey .

Payson Dave 01-23-2008 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I may make an exception and chew my prey .

or at least nibble gently on her ear...

Mortimer 01-23-2008 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
or at least nibble gently on her ear...

Yuk.

Ears are no fun.

Rileyoriley 01-23-2008 10:47 AM

Chewed or nibbled? Guess it depends on my mood.;)

Mortimer 01-23-2008 11:56 AM

Dammit!!...I'm a chewer.


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