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SCUDSBROTHER 01-06-2008 03:46 PM

ALL
 
SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE LIFE ALERT.






Sorry,but when they bombard you with it this much,you just give in( and agree with them.)

TheSpyder 01-06-2008 04:18 PM

I use stable alert. I've signed up my mother in law. So far so good and it doesn't cost anything.

Spyder

ArlJim78 01-06-2008 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
I use stable alert. I've signed up my mother in law. So far so good and it doesn't cost anything.

Spyder

too funny:D

geeker2 01-06-2008 04:36 PM

....shouldn't it really be called "Death Alert"...because they aren't really alerting you to "Life".... unless an old lady falls down and then gives birth.....
then it would make sense...think about it.:confused:

timmgirvan 01-08-2008 01:32 AM

I want the "Clapper"!;)

2Hot4TV 01-09-2008 06:35 PM

By the time you need Life Alert you really need assisted living.

I perfer the home with the trampy young girls dressed like they really are nurses.

:D Lots of RED lip stick, low cut tops and some of those long dangleee ear rings.

Danzig 01-09-2008 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV
By the time you need Life Alert you really need assisted living.

I perfer the home with the trampy young girls dressed like they really are nurses.

:D Lots of RED lip stick, low cut tops and some of those long dangleee ear rings.

i thought bennie hill had passed away, but he's alive and well and posting on derby trail!
how's the little old bald guy??

2Hot4TV 01-09-2008 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
i thought bennie hill had passed away, but he's alive and well and posting on derby trail!
how's the little old bald guy??

I have spent alot of time with parents and friends in hospitals and tranistional care facilities. It is a look at our furtue.

My father in law was in a nursing home for the last 3 months of his life and the old boy came to life the night we hired a stripper dressed as a nurse to parade around him and his buddy. She didn't strip but showed the old boys alot. RIP Frankie.

Hickory Hill Hoff 01-22-2008 06:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4-ql...eature=related

golfer 01-22-2008 07:09 PM

I've fallen and I can't get up!!
 
Probably the most annoying commercial EVER! Enjoy:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kxBfrXp7mQ

SCUDSBROTHER 01-22-2008 07:33 PM

You know what these old people (acting in these commercials) usually do with the money they get for doing these commercials? They shovel it into every lotto,and hi-payoff contest they can find.

SCUDSBROTHER 01-22-2008 07:43 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3OYDJtZKyI&NR=1

My favorite version=the doomsday version


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