If the real world was like the racing world
 

Judge: Will the defendant please rise?

(Defendant stands)

Judge: For the crime of murder, I sentence you to 50 years in prison.

Defendant: No deal. I didn't know the gun was loaded.

Judge: Ok fine. I'll lower it to 25 years, but you can't go into any more liquor stores after dark with a gun for 25 years after your release. Will that work for you?

Defendant: Yes. I accept your offer.

Judge: Thanks for working with me. Sorry to drag you through this.






















(I admit I have little knowledge of the behind-the-scenes workings of the Kentucky Horse Racing Authority.)

Don't worry Justin....

The intricacies of the KHRA are featured in Girlvert #6.

It's more like robbing a bank and the defendant says, "Hell to the naw, that money is mine, motha****a!!"

And the judge says, "Ok I'm reducing the charge to disorderly conduct. I sentance you to one year probation as long as you don't go into a bank for a year."

Plea deals in the real world are commonplace.

You must just sit there ready to attack people with your idiotic comments. Thanks for taking the time out of your busy day to evaluate my posts.

you've been slipping a bit mentally lately dahoss.

first, not realizing tgm wants more ground, and now this? why do you even bother responding to him? it's pointless.

DaHoss..perhaps some snake venom might help :D

for me, what works, when i see one of his asinine posts and i feel a slight urge to reply, i see his avatar ringing that bell and i say to myself "ding a ling a ling, ding a ling a ling, etc".

try it!

Wow, thanks for all the attention! Your advice has been more than helpful.

Don't you wish yours was?

there, he did another dumb and completely useless post, and i used my technique again. i'm referring to that guy with the cowbell of course.

it totally helped me not call him an idiot!

try it next time hossie!

Excellent post for a newbie. Welcome
:D

Thank you so much.




I am new here.





I want to make friends and chat about horseys.







But first I would like to know what that is.









Not a friend.

A horse.










Thanks in advance.

In the old days ( before lawyers and the accused rights were let into the pic) when the Stewards issued a ruling it stuck , you took your days and shut up about it and hoped they let you have your liscence and stalls back.


Now its more like this:

KHRA: Mr. B we are giving you a year .

Mr. B. : Fine you will be hearing from my lawyer.

Lawyer to KHRA : My client had no knowledge of the substance being in his barn .
KHRA: But he was in posession of a banned substance , it was found in his tackroom.

Lawyer: Prove that my client had any knowledge of it being there.

KHRA: Well its his barn , he should have known it was there.

Lawyer: Prove it , if you cant we are going to request a jury trial.

KHRA : CRAP , CRAP , CRAP , we cant afford to go to a jury trial and we may lose if the jury doesnt understand horse racing ::::::::SIGH:::::::::: ok fine will you accept 6 months?

Lawyer : Yes , thanks for seeing things our way .



Its all B.S , but thats the way it goes nowa days.