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Mortimer 10-06-2007 01:56 AM

Ah Wonder Where the Yankees are?
 
10....Well they never showed up in Cleveland.

9.....Rumor has it A-Rod was wearing an Indians hat.

8.....Possibly it was team vacay week.

7.....Could they have been in a certain area of Kentucky? This would explain why youknowwho got picked up for soliciting so many times.

6......Say...were they the other 25 guys peeking in Debbies window with LF and GPK?

5......MommyDearest's husband was away on biz...don't ya know.

4......Are you sure they realize the season isn't over?

3......Oh never mind...it is.

2.......I notice Jeter strikes out funny.

1.......But falling on your azz when striking out isn't everything.

1.......Whcih brings us back to A-Rod..........FUNNY GUY!!

1........Is Joe Tore dead?

1........Fat Clemens sure gets a lot of money for being a "go get 'em " guy in the dugout.

1........Didn't I see him kissing Mariano?

1........I hope LeBron is very happy.The Chosen One sure chose the wrong team.....HA!

1.........How many Yankees does it take to get 3 hits in 11 innngs?



rule-eng un ze flour!!!








Sorry..can't think of a number one.

herkhorse 10-06-2007 07:00 AM

Very Funny!

GPK 10-06-2007 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
10....Well they never showed up in Cleveland.

9.....Rumor has it A-Rod was wearing an Indians hat.

8.....Possibly it was team vacay week.

7.....Could they have been in a certain area of Kentucky? This would explain why youknowwho got picked up for soliciting so many times.

6......Say...were they the other 25 guys peeking in Debbies window with LF and GPK?

5......MommyDearest's husband was away on biz...don't ya know.

4......Are you sure they realize the season isn't over?

3......Oh never mind...it is.

2.......I notice Jeter strikes out funny.

1.......But falling on your azz when striking out isn't everything.

1.......Whcih brings us back to A-Rod..........FUNNY GUY!!

1........Is Joe Tore dead?

1........Fat Clemens sure gets a lot of money for being a "go get 'em " guy in the dugout.

1........Didn't I see him kissing Mariano?

1........I hope LeBron is very happy.The Chosen One sure chose the wrong team.....HA!

1.........How many Yankees does it take to get 3 hits in 11 innngs?



rule-eng un ze flour!!!








Sorry..can't think of a number one.


Hands down your finest work yet sir...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

trifecta124 10-06-2007 09:00 AM

Lebron wearing a Yankees hat in Cleveland certainly was a disgrace. Even if he is a Yankees fan he should not have worn that hat. I thought that he might have been born in New York. He is from Ohio......Ouch, not a smart decision Lebron.

Mortimer 10-06-2007 09:26 AM

You are all so kind and such wonderful YankeeSwine Haters.

Actually..it didn't feel very good writing it. I'd come back early ( again) from the CWD Bar and was high on Louisiana Lightinin' Lori's body perfume.



Thank you all so much.

Coach Pants 10-06-2007 09:30 AM


Mortimer 10-06-2007 09:42 AM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Oooooooooooooooo




FR&L-A!!

GPK 10-06-2007 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants


and clearly your best work to date as well sir...

Mortimer 10-06-2007 11:21 AM

My best work is unknown to you all...and shall remain as such.








But I was arrested for it.

Never peek in Debbies window......at night.....in the dark.

Rileyoriley 10-06-2007 04:11 PM

Stop your complaining. At least I was kind enough to post bail.

Mortimer 10-06-2007 04:57 PM

How can I thank you?











Don't tell me.


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