Ah Wonder What Morty's Up To?
 

10. Out doing himself with CapperZeke

9. Eaten by Charlie Weis

8. Getting tip refrosted after unfortunate incident involving Thebby’s dog

7. Taping newest episode of hit show YouBetWhat Playing to Win, featuring star handicappers sumitas and Corina

6. On trial for Saratoga Urinal thread – Darden pushing for the death penalty

5. Studying film of great Swedish gelfers with GPK

4. Attempting to fend off hired goons sent by BentMahPud – not going well - too much time without sun has caused muscles to atrophy

3. Attending NBA coaches clinic led by PeanutShell

2. Searching for horse-sized red sweatervest to cap off Jim Tressell costume for Halloween HOrse show

And the number one Ah Wonder What Morty's Up To answer is...

1. Still attempting to explain answer to, “Brothers and sisters I have none...nor a son.. but that man's Father is my Father's son” to UnclyTrust.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!











THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!









GOO-FOO!!!










YOU ARE A VERY BAD MAN....YES....I SAID A VERY BAD MAN.


THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE,SIR.








































!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

I am like SOOOO offended by number one!




Leave sleeping dogs lay......damn you!

ENCORE!

:D

HO.

This is where you are supposed to bar me from future vacays.

Perhaps Sighty-poo also desires a whistling tail.... ehhhh???

Don't make me wonder where you are Hossy.

Nope. This time you are sentenced to attend everyone's vacays.

I am in all of your behoovance.

ror!



Maybe tonight just before I go to the CheapWhiskeyDancers Bar....


...in the night....when it's dark.

Oh shut up.

Oh, come on, ya big sissy.

By the way, I think BeanieWells wears down the BoilerMakers in the second half on the way to a 38-24 Ohio win.

:)

:)




By the way...I was calling him Weenie Wells....but he is improving.


Ya really think the BoiledQuakers will get 24?

Who is your college team LF?




I promise you will never see them on an Ah Wonder list...promise.

Yeah, might be a bit of a stretch, but I'm counting a late cheap TD after the game is out of hand in there. While their offense is usually highly overrated, I do think this is one of their better editions, and I expect they will get off to a fast start in this game, fueled by a crowd of boozed-up Quakers.

ror!

I would attempt to hide it from you, but there is too much good material for you, and I've already told you the answer in the past.

Mine is the team that has been outplayed by yours 6 of the last 7 years in November.