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estreetposse 09-30-2007 09:19 AM

Horsey for Morty
 
Remington Park Today


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6 Furlongs | Open | 3, 4 and 5 Year Olds Maiden Special Weight | Purse: $25,000

Prg. # PP Horse Jockey Trainer Wt. Claim $ Equip. Med. ML
1 1 Evincere Matz N Wartchow John 120 FTL 20-1
2 2 Cipher Quinonez L S Asmussen Steven M 120 L 5-2
3 3 Leaderman Nieto P H Davidson David 123 L 30-1
4 4 Voraciously Quinonez B McIlvain Vicki 120 L 5-1
5 5 R. C. Que Burress B Hobbs Laura 123 FTL 20-1
6 6 Cornish Rose Pizarro R Peters Reginald C 120 L 30-1
7 7 Howbout Casino McNeil B Milligan Allen 1155 FTL 20-1
8 8 Smarty Matt Jones Compton P Von Hemel Donnie K 120 L 8-1
9 9 Nickles and Dimes Berry M C Autrey Cody 123 L 7-2
10 10 Run Like Hail Doocy T T Von Hemel Kelly 120 L 10-1
11 11 Steal the Sticks Cushing J L Vaughn Curt 120 20-1
12 12 Double Heartatrack

Mortimer 09-30-2007 11:18 AM

You don't know how much of a ZC that really is.

my miss storm cat 09-30-2007 11:42 AM

My pick.....


PREDATOR (GER) 6-y-o (31 Mar 2001) b g

Trainer: Jonjo O“Neill Owner: Glencoe Plant Services Ltd
Breeder: D Joswich
Protektor(GER) - Polish Affair(IRE) (Polish Patriot (USA)(8.1f))

Lifetime Flat Turf 6 1 0 2 £3,169 £11,056 93
Lifetime All Weather 0 0 0 0 £0 £0
Lifetime Hurdle 12 3 2 0 £23,709 £28,132 118 126 125
Lifetime Chase 4 3 0 1 £21,565 £26,249 129 137 134
Lifetime Stakes 3 0 0 2 £0 £3
Lifetime All 22 7 2 3 £48,443 £65,437

Mortimer 09-30-2007 03:37 PM

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Coach Pants 09-30-2007 11:28 PM

Here a few fillies to consider...


Coach Pants 09-30-2007 11:35 PM


Coach Pants 09-30-2007 11:52 PM


Mortimer 10-01-2007 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Wow, that's a good one. I was initially won over by 3 and 4 because of the bottle of vodka and the impending kiss. But 1 and 2 are pretty hot. I say 1,2,4,3 although they are all sock worthy.


Scroll down to their waists and you will se that 2 and 4 have it all over 1 and 3......their legs are much more attractive.


You're such a rookie Hossy.

Mortimer 10-01-2007 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
2,1. Great smile and she has the look of a bad girl in her eye. 1 looks like a bitch.


Where do you see that in 2's eyes?

I see a snot...you'll never get a blow job out of her...my good friend.

Mortimer 10-01-2007 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants


Italian brats...does nothing for me.

Mortimer 10-01-2007 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
2 has the best legs no doubt, but I'm not a leg man. 2 and 1 are pretty interchangable, but they are no doubt the hottest.

You might be losing it sir.


Well if you want to get presonal.....none of them really do it for me.They look like cheap,filthy HO's.




I am only interested in high class HO's.

Mortimer 10-01-2007 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
She's a snot no doubt, but I kind of like bitchy girls. I think you might be underestimating my charm Morty. I'm much more than a pretty face.



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ror!






But bitchy girls are only fun 10% of the time....the rest is an absolute excursion into hell.

Mortimer 10-01-2007 09:44 AM

I like bratty better than bitchy.

SentToStud 10-01-2007 09:46 AM

One would think you should take whatever infrequently might come your way.

Mortimer 10-01-2007 09:47 AM

Oh....send Thebby some candy and lillies today......put my name on the "sender" line.


Say...."I love you,Thebby"....or something roughly equal to.

Mortimer 10-01-2007 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
One would think you should take whatever infrequently might come your way.

Yes...one would.


Especially if one went through life with blinkers on and balls removed.


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