Poetry for the day...
 

Seeing as how I'm stuck home Saturday night, doing the writing work I should have done two weeks ago... here's some writing by a guy way better at it than I'll ever be...

There is something about a Martini,
A tingle remarkably pleasant;
A yellow, a mellow Martini;
I wish that I had one at present.
There is something about a Martini,
Ere the dining and dancing begin,
And to tell you the truth,
It is not the vermouth--
I think that perhaps it's the gin.