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ArlJim78 08-25-2007 02:02 PM

Viva Viagra!
 
has anyone seen this commercial?

funniest thing i've ever seen, 5-6 dudes sitting around jamming and singing about viagra.

gimme a break already.

somerfrost 08-25-2007 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
has anyone seen this commercial?

funniest thing i've ever seen, 5-6 dudes sitting around jamming and singing about viagra.

gimme a break already.


Yeah, one would think they would have better things to do...maybe they're having one of those four hour erections they warn about??:rolleyes:

ArlJim78 08-25-2007 02:11 PM

5-6 guys all hopped up on viagra in a secluded cabin in the middle of nowhere, not a woman in sight.:eek:

Danzig 08-25-2007 04:57 PM

i have heard this commercial on the radio far too often, annoying as hell.

pgardn 08-25-2007 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
5-6 guys all hopped up on viagra in a secluded cabin in the middle of nowhere, not a woman in sight.:eek:

That would tend to make anyone of any sex a bit uncomfortable I would think. To heck with the bears in the woods at night, flee quickly.

pgardn 08-25-2007 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
My penis is large and majestic....

That was the primary focus of my 9th post anyway.

It's also very smooth and free of unsightly imperfections.

Yes.
Indeed.

But have women built shrines to honor it?
Has the opposite sex expressed themselves
through dance when it enters a holy place?

The Indomitable DrugS 08-25-2007 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pgardn
But have women built shrines to honor it?

I believe the Washington Monument was errected in the honor of my penis....

However, while it did me justice from a length standpoint -- I don't think enough emphasis was placed on the width.

Mortimer 08-25-2007 08:22 PM

Well I have had about enough of this tomfoolery.




Everyone....put up your 9th post and let's compare.

ArlJim78 08-25-2007 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
rembrandt?

or the original urmom?

i'm going with the latter. rembrandt was fussy about his spelling.

i actually saw rembrandt at arlington today. he had on the same painter attire that he always wears.

pgardn 08-25-2007 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
i actually saw rembrandt at arlington today. he had on the same painter attire that he always wears.

Crazy man.

But when he told me someone at Arlington actually loosened the lugnuts on his car and he had an accident... that was not good. I guess he makes enemies.

Indian Charlie 08-25-2007 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well I have had about enough of this tomfoolery.




Everyone....put up your 9th post and let's compare.


Ok, here is my 9th post. strangely enough, it was quoting our honorific child molester, arl jim 78!


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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
This first time starter just won in a powerful performance in the first race at Santa Anita. She broke poorly, seemed to fight the rider a bit in the beginning and dropped way back at least 12 or more lengths off the pace.

She closed strongly circling the field and won by at least 5 lengths, galloping strongly. She could not have looked more impressive stopping the clock at 1:15.6 for 6.5 furlongs.

watch the replay.


holy cow, that was insane.

reminds me of halfbridleds debut, sorta. and you were right, she was fighting the jock. she looked like she was throwing her head around pretty badly after that awful start.

i hear her workouts were nuts too. 33, 57, 109, etc.

hi_im_god 08-25-2007 09:20 PM

lol...

my 9th also quoted jim.

Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Well what do you do then, bet $2 to win on every horse in the field?

I expected something better from God quite frankly.


i seem to disappoint quite a few. it's in the nature of things. i root more for the one that finished last.

it's all free will anyway. isn't it more fun not knowing the winner?

Mortimer 08-25-2007 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
Ok, here is my 9th post. strangely enough, it was quoting our honorific child molester, arl jim 78!


Quote:
Originally Posted by ArlJim78
This first time starter just won in a powerful performance in the first race at Santa Anita. She broke poorly, seemed to fight the rider a bit in the beginning and dropped way back at least 12 or more lengths off the pace.

She closed strongly circling the field and won by at least 5 lengths, galloping strongly. She could not have looked more impressive stopping the clock at 1:15.6 for 6.5 furlongs.

watch the replay.


holy cow, that was insane.

reminds me of halfbridleds debut, sorta. and you were right, she was fighting the jock. she looked like she was throwing her head around pretty badly after that awful start.

i hear her workouts were nuts too. 33, 57, 109, etc.




Good job!






Here's mine:


I believe StreetSense will laugh at history.

He'll fall back to the trailing edge....and then do a rail job to cop the KDerby.

Mortimer 08-25-2007 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
OOOOOOOOOO

Well done sir. Very funny.




I am so behooved I may throw on some swag.





Oh Mr. Obelisk...



.......there's a reason Vick is the only 1,000 yard qb rusher.

Bobby Douglas came very close and held that record for many years...over 900 yards...and I think it was in only 14 games.







I know....I've never heard of him either.

Let's call him DescreetMichaelPoop.






Not Douglas....Vick.

Mortimer 08-25-2007 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
You should be careful. This week we learned this kind of stuff is very libelous and you could get sued. Ask that big sissy errr....that astute gentleman Mortimer about it.


Behave yourself.


Don't let DardenGreySuit see this stuff.






If you will excuse me..I must return to the poker game where CapperZeke is beating the dog out of me. I just lost with 5 aces in straight poker to his 6 aces.

He's cheating...I just know it.

ArlJim78 08-25-2007 10:33 PM

Joe is also jcs11204 on espn.

Mortimer 08-25-2007 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Joe is also jcs11204 on espn.






Oh?





So you do know him.

Interesting.

ArlJim78 08-25-2007 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh?





So you do know him.

Interesting.

i keep tabs on all the trolls, like yourself.


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