Best Date You Ever Ate
 

Mazafati.





No question.

I prefer figs in my salad as opposed to dates.

Really?


Interesting.




Aren't they the same thing?

I wouldn't know.



But I would like to have a date in my salad....nothing else though. I'm pretty basic.I like leafies...some oil...I like a strawberry on top....a date would be different.



Oh I guess it's the same idea.


I mean...what do I know anyways?

The fig is native to the Mediterranean and I believe Asia while dates grow in more desert climate. They also look slightly different and one grows on a tree while I think the other on a bush.

alot of my dates look as though they have come from the bushes....

Oh?

I was not aware of all that. Very interesting stuff.




Now I am unsure as to what I am talking about.

I would think from what I recall the packaging says I like the ones in the bush.

Or on.

You know..that grow there.....on the bush.

As opposed to the tree.




That's what I'm saying.

I'm sure.

They just hang there..the dates.

The fruit dates...or figs....which ever are found by the bush...on the bush.















:o








Brother.

This shouldn't be so complicated.

I'll just go by what you said.

Got it!



I remember hearing the term fig tree.

By process of elimination that means dates are bushes.






No...I mean dates grow on bushes.






They do.





The dates ..I was right on that.....right in that I knew I liked dates from bushes.

Bush dates I guess.






Uh....






......I am merely clarifying.

Golly...I hope I'm right in remembering the fig tree term.





Issac Newton invented that tree I'm pretty sure.


What about dates from flimsy bushes?

Would the date be flimsy too?

Interesting thought.

I..







...thud

What about Mounds candy?




Anyone enjoy them?

Anyone at all.

Only the dark chocolate mounds.

dates grow on palm trees.

except my dates, which seem to grow on other planets.

Really?



I didn't know they were made in chocolate.

Interesting.




I'd rather have the almond joys.

They come two to a package.

And the almonds are on top of the mounds.




The Mounds....but I guess they call them mounds for the Mounds...The candy.

They're little....and that's good.

I never really had plain mounds.





Mounds.





I really love the almond joys.

r u saying figs don't grow on trees?

no! i would never saying something false like that!

i wish i had a clever little shot i could take at you for even insinuating something so insulting!

your momma wears combat boots.

Do mounds grow undercover in Brazil?




Where do we get mounds...I mean Mounds from?

What's Charlee talking about?



Figs or dates are found on bushes....they both can't be from trees.

I think I missed something the first time around. :o

I don't think you know anything about dates or figs, Charlee.

Oh?




Maybe not....it's just that I never had chocolate mounds.

Nothing against them.





I mean....I'm sure I would.



What I mean to say is I think they're swell.












Oh boy.










You certainly are a very bad lady!

Wait'll PG sets those specks on this baby.





Oh boy.

Hernia popping time.