Derby Trail Forums

Derby Trail Forums (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/index.php)
-   Esoteric Central (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=8)
-   -   For the Southerners on the board (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15879)

GenuineRisk 08-09-2007 04:54 PM

For the Southerners on the board
 
I thought you might enjoy this article :)

http://www.slate.com/id/2171917/nav/tap3/

ddthetide 08-09-2007 07:35 PM

thanks for posting that article.

Theatrical 08-09-2007 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk
I thought you might enjoy this article :)

http://www.slate.com/id/2171917/nav/tap3/

Thanks for posting this delightful article. I'm drinking sweet tea as I read this. :D

GPK 08-10-2007 06:31 AM

I think I was about 12 or 13 before I even realized they made tea that wasn't sweet. Unsweet tea is simply an abomination and it's role in the rapidly declining moral values in this country are obvious.

ddthetide 08-10-2007 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
I think I was about 12 or 13 before I even realized they made tea that wasn't sweet. Unsweet tea is simply an abomination and it's role in the rapidly declining moral values in this country are obvious.

i'd rather have unsweet tea but waffle house makes GOOD sweet tea.:D

Theatrical 08-10-2007 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
I think I was about 12 or 13 before I even realized they made tea that wasn't sweet. Unsweet tea is simply an abomination and it's role in the rapidly declining moral values in this country are obvious.

Agree. Sweet tea wields a way more powerful influence than anyone can imagine. :D

GPK 08-10-2007 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theatrical
Agree. Sweet tea wields a way more powerful influence than anyone can imagine. :D


I can only think of one thing more powerful....and that to which I refer has been known to move mountains:eek: :D

Mortimer 08-10-2007 11:21 AM

I can only think of one thing more powerful....and that to which I refer has been known to move mountains
------------------

Your monkey face photo.

GPK 08-10-2007 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I can only think of one thing more powerful....and that to which I refer has been known to move mountains
------------------

Your monkey face photo.


Actually....contrary to popular belief, my monkey face photo does NOT move mountains. But, it has been known to cause women between the ages of 18-45 to develop an extreme case of screaming thigh sweats...

Mortimer 08-10-2007 01:15 PM

Well they must be whizzing on themselves in stark terror.

GPK 08-10-2007 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well they must be whizzing on themleves in stark terror.


Thats about right. If I was a woman, I would be afraid of me. Then again...if I was a woman, I would most likely be a lesbian.

Buffymommy 08-10-2007 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
I think I was about 12 or 13 before I even realized they made tea that wasn't sweet. Unsweet tea is simply an abomination and it's role in the rapidly declining moral values in this country are obvious.


WAIT A MINUTE!!! You are saying they make tea that isn't sweet? :eek:

Mortimer 08-10-2007 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Thats about right. If I was a woman, I would be afraid of me. Then again...if I was a woman, I would most likely be a lesbian.

Good.

You could then be Uncly .007






Now go save somebody with your brilliant gelf clubs and expert research abilities.

Buffymommy 08-10-2007 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Thats about right. If I was a woman, I would be afraid of me. Then again...if I was a woman, I would most likely be a lesbian.


I think Morty was referring to that pic of him that you found last week. :D

GPK 08-10-2007 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good.

You could then be Uncly .007






Now go save somebody with your brilliant gelf clubs and expert research abilities.


You clearly overestimate me.

Mortimer 08-10-2007 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
You clearly overestimate me.




Overestimating you would be like using jello as a safety net.







I don't think that made much sense.

Oh just leave me alone.

Mortimer 08-10-2007 01:56 PM

:D
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
I think Morty was referring to that pic of him that you found last week. :D

Hey...love your stupid :D

GPK 08-10-2007 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Overestimating you would be like using jello as a safety net.







I don't think that made much sense.

Oh just leave me alone.


I thought we were friends.

Thebby tells me the man in the grey suit has message for you.

Mortimer 08-10-2007 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
I thought we were friends.

Thebby tells me the man in the grey suit has message for you.




Well now you are making me feel bad.


I hate that.






And tell Thebby to tell the man in the gray suit that I'M the man in the great suit.

I meant gray.

GPK 08-10-2007 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well now you are making me feel bad.


I hate that.






And tell Thebby to tell the man in the gray suit that I'M the man in the great suit.

I meant gray.


You are the man in the grey suit?



Likely story sir....but not believable.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:49 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.