Mortimers Pretend Friends
 

Come on fellers....be counted as one of my pretend friends.

I would like to know how many I have. Maybe I can send Dillinger over the edge.




And he is sooooo close!

Ah ub ooo 'orda!!

Thank you Buckwheat.

I have my hand raised.


By the way.



I have 2 three's, 2 sixes and a Queen.


I raise $5000.


What do you have?

GOO-FOO!




And thank you so much.( I actually think I know you,but fear coming out and asking. If I were wrong I would be in large trouble.)


Well let's see now...you have just 2 pair...right?


I will just call as you are still learning.



I have 2 2's...2 5's.........and 2 jacks.


3 pair beats 2 pair...I win.

Darn it.




Your right, I am still learning.


I started out with 3 Queens and 2 sixes.





But 2 of the Queens were looking at me kinda weird.



So I chucked them right in the pile.



One of them had a moustache you know.



I'll get you next time card shark.

ror!





Oh but you did the right thing.

And you almost beat me!

Boy this sure filled up fast.



All the same....my Canadian SpaceShip I borrowed from Mr. BOO-BEES is almost ready for take off.



I'm really worried about flying in this thing.




So at any time now I will vaporize and then Dillinger can reappear feeling safe.

I refuse to give up my home. I live in the alleged Canadian Spaceship and too bad for you, but it's MINE!

I'll put it this way..when I leave at any moment here....then if you are still here.....well I guess it wasn't your spaceship.

Oh, that is mighty pie-ful!

OOOOOOOOOO