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Mortimer 08-02-2007 07:04 AM

Steve
 
I wish to thank so much those who fuc...I mean supported me in the free me thread. Pillow Pants' was a surprise as well as a highly amusing signature.


This is sent directly to Steve.


I now wish to be darted.I will now begin infiltrating every thread here and antagonize people. I will be brutal and I'm sure cause an avalanche of complaints so easier to just get rid of me now.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 07:09 AM

And I don't like you anymore ,Steve.




Your selections make me sick.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 07:14 AM

Steve does not possess the required courage to dart me.





You are a big sissy...Steeeeeeeeve.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 07:22 AM

There are 3 other people in esoteric right now.



GET OUT OF HERE!!!!

Buffymommy 08-02-2007 08:12 AM

You get pee pee cornflakes again this morning Morty?

Mortimer 08-02-2007 08:18 AM

Oh no.







Do you mind ,ma'am??

Cajungator26 08-02-2007 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Steve does not possess the required courage to dart me.





You are a big sissy...Steeeeeeeeve.

You may have hit the nail on the head here, Mort.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 08:36 AM

Well good then.




This is his chance to prove he is not a big sissy.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 08:40 AM

Anyone know if Sighty-Poo has pretty legs?

Mortimer 08-02-2007 09:54 AM

Shut up Steve.

pgardn 08-02-2007 10:05 AM

The voices must be getting louder.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 10:12 AM

Leave me alone fool!




Dillinger is making another movie for youtube.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 10:25 AM

Stevie...I want Dillinger darted....he walked out of the movie I was filming.


It's going to be called "Public Schawntz No.1"

CapperZeke 08-02-2007 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Stevie...I want Dillinger darted....he walked out of the movie I was filming.


It's going to be called "Public Schawntz No.1"


Do you need extra's for this movie?



I could be "man on the corner ogling the Schawntz".


Let me know.


I'm usually busy.


But now I'm free.

Kasept 08-02-2007 11:13 AM

Sorry Mort..

As I've said repeatedly, and as Henry Hill said in 'Goodfellas', when the darting comes, it will come from the one(s) closest to you...





















'The Thebbanator'...

Mortimer 08-02-2007 11:39 AM

ror!


10 pie-er Steve...no friggin' question.






You know if I didn't want darted I'd catch about 100 of them in an ambush.

Mortimer 08-02-2007 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CapperZeke
Do you need extra's for this movie?



I could be "man on the corner ogling the Schawntz".


Let me know.


I'm usually busy.


But now I'm free.



Oh geez....back to back 10 pie-ers.




Fine work.



I think production has been stopped. We'll have to make due with what we have and send it over to youtube.





In a few days just go there and seek out..."Schwantz goes spazzmatic on horsey board."

Mortimer 08-02-2007 11:47 AM

Oh and Steve...how much did Dillinger pay you to get rid of his spazz act in JoeyNoShoes' thread??

Mortimer 08-02-2007 11:50 AM

I may have to suck it up and leave on my own.

I could never make Thebby dart me.



It would break her heart and in turn mine.



Let's see hear what the big fucl<o Dillinger has to say about that "pretend" friend.


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