This is good
 

About a year ago I started getting phone calls non-stop from sports betting guys trying to get me to buy their picks and blah blah blah. I would listen to what they had to say for fun, and then just hang up. I haven't got a call again from them in about half a year until today. I answer my phone to a number I do not know, and it was a guy saying "Hey Austin, how ya doing buddy, with football season right around the corner I wanna build your bankroll and I have a MLB game that is a ****in lock, a ****in lock I tell ya. Take the Twins money line +160 over the Blue Jays to the bank, then here is my number, give me a call back after you cash in" Sure enough, Twinkies lose 6-4. I haven't bet any sports in awhile, and if I was going ot bet this game I would have probably bet the Jays after hearing this. I wanna call the number he gave me and ask him how his "****in lock" is now.

If he told you Notre Dame was a lock against Michigan and was going to win the National Championship you would have bought the service.