Best name for a gelding, ever!
 

15:25
10 Run Ruddy Nursery Handicap
Class 4, £10000.00 added, 2yo only, £6477.00 penalty 6f
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Form Horse Trainer Age Wgt Jockey
1(4) 21 Archived (IRE) M G Quinlan 2 9 7 P Dobbs
2(9) 531 Barbarossa R Hannon 2 9 5 R L Moore
3(10) 213 Pelican Prince K R Burke 2 9 0 Jim Crowley
4(7) 31 Shifting Star (IRE) W R Swinburn 2 9 0 A Kirby
5(3) 43178 Barraland M R Channon 2 8 13 J H Bowman
6(5) 6320 Swindon Town Flyer (IRE) A B Haynes 2 8 11 K Ghunowa (5)
7(8) 41 Artsu M L W Bell 2 8 11 J P Spencer
8(1) 032 Romany Princess (IRE) R Hannon 2 8 10 J Fortune
9(2) 361 Borasco (USA) T D Barron 2 8 6 F Norton
10(6) 540 New Balls Please :eek: :D (IRE) P Phelan 2 7 12 N Mackay


Betting Forecast: 3/1 Shifting Star (IRE), 4/1 Barbarossa, 11/2 Artsu, 7/1 Borasco (USA), 8/1 Pelican Prince, 10/1 Barraland, Archived (IRE), 12/1 Romany Princess (IRE), 20/1 Swindon Town Flyer (IRE), 25/1 New Balls Please (IRE)

Awwww nuts!


Saturday July 14 2007
Ascot 15:25 - Result
Ruddy Nursery Handicap
£10000 added, 2yo only, 6f, Class 4, £6477 penalty, 9 ran
Going: Good to Firm (Round Good, Good to Firm in places) Winning Time: 1m 15.11s

Pos. Dr. Dist. Horse Wt Jockey Trainer Age SP
1 10 Pelican Prince 9-0 Jim Crowley K R Burke 2 13/2
went right start, held up in rear, switched right to outside halfway, good headway over 2f out, driven to lead 1f out, stayed on gamely touched 15/2 £3500-£500 Each Way
2 7 hd Shifting Star (IRE) 9-0 A Kirby W R Swinburn 2 2/1 f
held up in touch, headway when not much room on inside rails and switched right over 1f out, strong run inside final furlong, finished well, just held opened 7/4 £1000-£500 (x3) £750-£400 (x2)
3 1 ½ Romany Princess (IRE) 8-10 R Hughes R Hannon 2 8/1
disputed lead and raced near stand rail, led over 2f out, hard ridden and headed 1f out, stayed on same pace inside final furlong opened 7/1 touched 13/2 £3600-£400 Each Way
4 4 1 Archived (IRE) 9-7 P Dobbs M G Quinlan 2 9/1
held up, in touch, headway under pressure over 1f out, stayed on final furlong, never going pace to reach leaders touched 8/1
5 5 1¼ Swindon Town Flyer (IRE) 8-11 K Ghunowa (5) A B Haynes 2 33/1
hung left throughout, chased leaders, outpaced over 2f out, stayed on again inside final furlong touched 28/1
6 9 3½ Barbarossa 9-5 R L Moore R Hannon 2 9/2
held up in rear, short lived effort and driven on wide outside over 2f out, soon weakened opened 13/2 £2500-£500
7 8 ½ Artsu 8-11 J P Spencer M L W Bell 2 7/1
held up, headway and edged right from over 2f out, chased leaders until driven and weakened over 1f out touched 8/1
8 2 2 Borasco (USA) 8-6 F Norton T D Barron 2 7/1
slight lead until over 2f out, soon ridden and weakened touched 15/2
9 6 3½ New Balls Please (IRE) 7-12 N Mackay P Phelan 2 50/1
bumped start, in touch until halfway, soon behind

Maybe if he still had his old ones...........

how about....NONUTSFORYOU!

or maybe Chopped Nuts?

Nutsinthemincer?

Gonadsbegone?

Hahahaha love it! :D

Good one!

That's what a monorchid says!!!

I didn't see the race, but it looks like New Balls could have hammered a little harder if he found the deep inside and just kept pounding.
Looks to me like he "shot the load" a bit early.
I hope he'll be back soon...a smoke, a drink, and a cuddle.
Is it a half hour already, and are you up again New Balls? Please!
And, are you any relation to Viagra (the one that's tearing up the sheets)?

I'm dying!:D

So did he.
I think he went to the behind way too fast.
That's never good
It stinks!

Awww, good luck!


Kempton - Wednesday 24 October
Going: Standard

18:50
12 Run Firework Party Night Here November 3rd Nursery Handicap
Class 6, £3000.00 added, 2yo only, £2048.00 penalty 5f


Form Horse Trainer Age Wgt Jockey
1(7) 409726 New Balls Please (IRE) P Phelan 2 9 7 I Mongan
2(8) 365264 Richardthesecond (IRE) R M Beckett 2 9 6 S Sanders
3(11) 606 Lyrical Symphony W J Knight 2 9 5 J F Egan
4(12) 960507 Mandarinka P Winkworth 2 9 5 Jack Mitchell (7)
5(4) 926656 Tenjack Queen (IRE) Miss Tor Sturgis 2 9 4 C Catlin
6(5) 800008 Ile Royale C N Allen 2 9 3 Martin Dwyer
7(9) 66466 Rio Rocket (IRE) G A Swinbank 2 9 3 P J McDonald (3)
8(3) 065685 Biased Opinion (IRE) H J L Dunlop 2 9 3 Dane O'Neill
9(2) 0067 Joss Stick P J Makin 2 9 3 E Ahern
10(6) 00250 Mister Beano (IRE) V Smith 2 9 2 J M O'Dwyer (3)
11(10) 0776 Honest Value (IRE) Mrs L C Jewell 2 9 2 L Keniry
12(1) 855765 Too Grand A M Balding 2 9 0 N Chalmers (3)


Betting Forecast: 3/1 Richardthesecond (IRE), 9/2 Rio Rocket (IRE), 5/1 Biased Opinion (IRE), 7/1 Too Grand, 10/1 New Balls Please (IRE), Mandarinka, 14/1 Honest Value (IRE), Lyrical Symphony, 20/1 Tenjack Queen (IRE), Mister Beano (IRE), Joss Stick, 25/1 Ile Royale