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Kasept 06-17-2007 06:12 AM

10 Dating Tips (M/F)
 
From Yahoo... 10 for guys & gals...

ON GUYS...

10 clues that can help you spot a top-notch man in seconds (and ward off a scoundrel)

It's a chemical attraction: Pheromones, nature's sniffable love potion #9, provide us with important information about compatibility. Though aftershave or cologne can mask a man's pheromones, a recent study showed that people tend to pick perfumes similar to their body's natural odor. "Perfumes enhance one's own scent and, thus, entice members of the opposite sex," says biological psychologist Dr. Nick Neave of England's Northumbria University. So if you like a man's cologne, it could be a sign that you're compatible-at least biologically...

MORE:
http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/si...stant-messages


ON GIRLS...

10 Turnoffs That Make Good Guys Wave Goodbye

You're sitting across from a great guy you met on Yahoo! Personals. You can't remember the last time a first date went so well. You're attracted to the guy. He has all the qualities you're looking for in a mate. He would even get your mom's approval.

The date ends and you actually have butterflies. Not only does this guy have second and third date potential, but you can smell a relationship. Unfortunately, a week passes and the cold reality sinks in that this great guy has no intention of ever seeing you again.

Where did you go wrong?

How could you have misunderstood what you thought was great chemistry? Maybe it's time you learned the top 10 turnoffs that make good guys wave goodbye. If any of these fictional female daters sound like you, it's time for a first-date makeover.

MORE: http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/si...s-wave-goodbye

Samarta 06-17-2007 06:23 AM

Oh Steve, when it's all said and done, this thread will be DT archive material.....:D

Riot 06-18-2007 05:13 AM

Kentucky dating tips:

10. Early Sunday morning yahoo.dating tip-reading = perhaps small need to expand off-time social circle :D

9. Going to beach and making "turf to sand" move = 38% to top or pair 3pt moveup with surface switch.

8. Sand in swim trunks? Don't declare, "I've got a gavel in my hoof wall"

7. Don't rate beach conditions to date by using Aussie track ratings, "heavy 5", etc.

6. Cold Coronas, margaritas, are considered doping if within 12 hours of beach appearance, but there are no spitbox withdrawal penalties.

5. Leather tack always impressive at beach, but better to stick to synthetics, nylons.

4. Do not wave large beach towel, bright yellow with the number 4 and ones name in big black lettering, calling out, "I'm a stakes contender!"

3. "Wanna see my Cornell Collar?" not good opening intro line.

2. Either is, "You, me, and a little Lubrisyn .... "

1. When you meet a hottie, wait at least 10 minutes before asking to use their mobile to check on the results of the late pick 4 at CD.

GPK 06-18-2007 05:47 AM

Rule #1 EYE CONTACT

1st time you make eye contact with her = possible attraction

2nd time you make eye contact with her = attraction confirmation

3rd time you make eye contact with her = now she thinks you are just staring at her, which begins to creep her out. The next thing you know she is "on break" everytime you want to place a bet in her teller line, which leads to a sign of concern on your part, so you go find her in the employee break room to make sure she is okay, and now you have really freaked her out. No matter how many times you explain to her that you really do like her and how much she could really like you if given a chance, then all of a sudden security has you in a choke hold as you are heard mumbling "I thought we loved each other...."

4th time you make eye contact with her = in the courtroom, after being banned from the OTB for 6 months and 5 violations of the 100 yard restraining order she had taken out on you.


not that I am speaking from experience or anything...

Cajungator26 06-18-2007 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
It's a chemical attraction: Pheromones, nature's sniffable love potion #9, provide us with important information about compatibility. Though aftershave or cologne can mask a man's pheromones, a recent study showed that people tend to pick perfumes similar to their body's natural odor.

That's a bad thing for a lot of guys I know... :eek:

I guess that deodorant is overrated for some people in today's society. Eek.

Sightseek 06-18-2007 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Rule #1 EYE CONTACT

1st time you make eye contact with her = possible attraction

2nd time you make eye contact with her = attraction confirmation

3rd time you make eye contact with her = now she thinks you are just staring at her, which begins to creep her out. The next thing you know she is "on break" everytime you want to place a bet in her teller line, which leads to a sign of concern on your part, so you go find her in the employee break room to make sure she is okay, and now you have really freaked her out. No matter how many times you explain to her that you really do like her and how much she could really like you if given a chance, then all of a sudden security has you in a choke hold as you are heard mumbling "I thought we loved each other...."

4th time you make eye contact with her = in the courtroom, after being banned from the OTB for 6 months and 5 violations of the 100 yard restraining order she had taken out on you.


not that I am speaking from experience or anything...

This sorta reminds me of the interview with the guy who wrote, "He's Just Not Into You" and "It's called Break-up Because It's Broken" He said something about learning first hand that never has a bottle of tequila and a late night surprise visit outside his love's window ever saved a relationship.

Here's a quiz, just in case anyone is confused by that "eye contact" :D

http://dating.about.com/od/justforth...a/IntoQuiz.htm

GenuineRisk 06-18-2007 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
That's a bad thing for a lot of guys I know... :eek:

I guess that deodorant is overrated for some people in today's society. Eek.

Though I'll take soap and deoderant over cologne any day of the week- word to those who wear it- if you can smell it yourself, you're wearing too much!

Rileyoriley 06-18-2007 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Rule #1 EYE CONTACT

1st time you make eye contact with her = possible attraction

2nd time you make eye contact with her = attraction confirmation

3rd time you make eye contact with her = now she thinks you are just staring at her, which begins to creep her out. The next thing you know she is "on break" everytime you want to place a bet in her teller line, which leads to a sign of concern on your part, so you go find her in the employee break room to make sure she is okay, and now you have really freaked her out. No matter how many times you explain to her that you really do like her and how much she could really like you if given a chance, then all of a sudden security has you in a choke hold as you are heard mumbling "I thought we loved each other...."

4th time you make eye contact with her = in the courtroom, after being banned from the OTB for 6 months and 5 violations of the 100 yard restraining order she had taken out on you.


not that I am speaking from experience or anything...



Note to self: No eye contact with GPK!:eek:

timmgirvan 06-18-2007 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Note to self: No eye contact with GPK!:eek:

Sunglasses Alert!:cool:

GPK 06-18-2007 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Note to self: No eye contact with GPK!:eek:


ahh...come on Deb....you could love me if you got to know me....:o

Rileyoriley 06-18-2007 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
ahh...come on Deb....you could love me if you got to know me....:o

Maybe but NO EYE CONTACT!:D

GPK 06-18-2007 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Maybe but NO EYE CONTACT!:D



you have other suggestions of where I can stare then??:D

Rileyoriley 06-18-2007 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
you have other suggestions of where I can stare then??:D


I'm sure you can be quite creative!:D

GPK 06-18-2007 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I'm sure you can be quite creative!:D


so you have heard then....

Rileyoriley 06-18-2007 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
so you have heard then....


Rumors only.:eek:

GPK 06-18-2007 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Rumors only.:eek:


for the real truth about those rumors....feel free to call me....










































1-800-HOT-STUD:cool:

Rileyoriley 06-18-2007 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
for the real truth about those rumors....feel free to call me....










































1-800-HOT-STUD:cool:



Can't fool me!
These telemarketers will stoop to anything!:D

GPK 06-18-2007 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Can't fool me!
These telemarketers will stoop to anything!:D


plot foiled yet again....dammit.


Enough play time for me tonight...bed time. Starbucks requires my ever loving charm, good looks, and my top notch customer service bright and early tomorrow morning.

Sweet dreams Deb

Rileyoriley 06-18-2007 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
plot foiled yet again....dammit.


Enough play time for me tonight...bed time. Starbucks requires my ever loving charm, good looks, and my top notch customer service bright and early tomorrow morning.

Sweet dreams Deb


A coffee man! My hero! Sweet dreams to you too!

GPK 06-18-2007 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
A coffee man! My hero! Sweet dreams to you too!



I drink the espresso....not the drip coffee.


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