Huh!?
 

What does a guy have to do to get darted around here??





For the love of mike....dart me already.

Why ya crying today Mortikins?

Steve...give a guy a break already.




I can't help myself. I come here with good intentions...just quick visits,but then I see comments made by True Swine and....... there I go again.


And I will not stand idle to see my good buddies like The Drugster and BTdubya attacked my priests,prinicipals,teachers,volunteer firemen and drug dealers....I mean councilers.

Nor will I listen to hypocrites.



Please...just do it.

God knows I 'd do the same for you.

Shut up you babbling barracuda.





Ya need a stiff one.

Don't look at me.

That is because when ya run out of Viagra, ya don't have a stiff one!

Now stop your whining and moaning for attention. I was talking to you nicely and you have to be an azz. Be nice and play nice.

Who doesn't? LOL

Mort.. I think you need Chris Sarazin... I play the Gig Young role here..

"Yowza, yowza, yowza!!"

Oh...calling me a baby is nice?






I guess it is.








I have to use ViagraFalls to strike a normal profile.

Now go back to your Mommy room and pretend your neighbor is that filthy weapon you use.

That should bring UnclyTrust in here.

Did you all see that Kycherub signed up on here?

Have fun with him, Morty. He's entertaining. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqfFrCUrEbY

By the way Mortikins, I LOVE the video!

ror!




But I don't get it.


Steve...please. Dart me or it's going to get very nasty around here.......I'm just starting.


You would be doing me a favor.

I would argue that out of all people, she DEFINITELY needs a stiff one. I tell her that all of the time.

O=:>

It's hard to diss you with that adorbale image up there.





Get her over here.....we'll straighten her act out.

Wait a minute.


What does she look like?

Go onto my myspace page and she's on my top 24. She reminds me of Drew Barrymore.

Mort, as a frequent reader and infrequent poster, I would just like to say that I appreciate your contributions to Ner... I mean... DerbyTrail.

You can't be darted or leave. The loss of entertainment and insight would be tragic.

Many pies, sir.

Like I know where your space is.

I'm staying.




ror!...It don't take much.










Thanks my very good friend!

Ixnay on the artday ,Steve.