apologize for your lawn
 

i have a great lawn...because i spread poison to kill the dreaded crabgrass and other demon weeds...and nature suffers, life suffers...join me in your contrition and acknowledge your waste of time and money in polluting the earth and the inhabitants of our world...let's pray for a better day.

lawn mowing sux! :mad:

another late night masterpiece.

I'm not apologizing for something that I don't have. :eek: :D

LMAO!

LMAO! Too.
I have a beautiful lawn, though I don't put any poisons on it. Nor do I put anything like that on my vegetables in the garden. Just lots of rotted horse manure. The basil and zuchinni especially love it.
MANURE!!!!
Spread it....

After 6 grueling days working Big East baseball championships, we lost btw, got my arse up early today, cut 3/4 acre of green stuff, trimmed, blew crap away, and fertilized all (sorry Sumitas), trimmed trees and bushes, washed car, took my boys to Mickey D's, and my arse is now FIRMLY PLANTED to watch my girl Danica try to win Indy 500 and then Nascar Coke 600...if any body asks me for something DOMESTIC the rest of this weekend, it better be for a domestic BEER!:cool:

Oh yeah...Monday the arse will be planted at BELMONT watching the Met Mile.:D

same here the car races on tv.
the horse racin on computer. doesn't get any better then this.:cool: :D

I just mow everything in my way. Thankfully I live in the woods so we're not real lawn fanatics up here.:D

This should get white people to start thinking about what they do when they eat white bread.



And what about destroying thousands of our little insect friends homes in order to build a new house in the woods...not to mention the destruction of ground rodents abodes.






And you filthy lobster eaters.





Large shame on you.

And do all you gluttons out there realize Lima,Peru has no beans left for themselves!?





Do you care about no one except you yourselves?

Oh don't listen to me.

Keep on spraying yourself with admirable scents while little piggies go without essential enzymes.

And why do you think they never attend football games?








I'm disgusted with the whole lot of you.