Laugh, Cause It Is Funny
 

And I've actually heard many of those...lol!

those are really funny.

one time at a Detroit area track years ago, the announcer came on the PA system with an announcement like this, "will the owner of a blue Ford station wagon, Michigan license number FPD-2223, please report to your car immediately. The engine is running, the doors are locked, and the car is on fire."

Classic. I am guilty of several of those.