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Scav 04-29-2007 09:51 AM

Gimpy Simon :)
 
From Bloodhorse.com

Quote:

7:35 a.m.
Simon Says

Trainer Chuck Simon hobbles down the stairs from the clocker’s stand on the backside. He’s taking one step at a time…slowly. Playing in a city slow-pitch softball league on Friday, Simon tells us he was attempting to stretch a double into a triple. Then he heard something pop.

“It’s sign number 365 that I’m getting too old to play softball,” says the 39-year-old. He notes he’ll only be 39 for about another month…really.

The local hasn’t seen too many of this year’s Derby hopefuls. “There haven’t been that many around,” he says. “They’re just getting here. It’s unusual. You used to see the horses train for two weeks with the occasional outsider coming in late. Now, everybody is doing their own thing.”

But he has watched the preps.

“I think there are 12 horses you can make a case for,” he says. “I know Street Sense has looked great since he’s been here. The one thing about a horse of his style, is you wonder about luck, because he might get stuck behind horses.”

Perhaps he’ll be luckier than the gimpy Simon.

“I hope he’s sounder than me.”

-E.H

31lengths 04-29-2007 10:09 AM

Thanks for sharing that.

brianwspencer 04-29-2007 10:11 AM

I read that this morning -- got a kick out of it.

ArlJim78 04-29-2007 10:20 AM

He should go over to Rood & Riddle and have it looked at.

Coach Pants 04-29-2007 10:24 AM

Bring out the gimp!

golfer 04-29-2007 10:26 AM

Chuck, I learned about 8 years ago I was too old to be playing softball. Golf is alot safer.

ArlJim78 04-29-2007 10:28 AM

He couldn't get the distance, he's really done enough at this point.

Storm Cadet 04-29-2007 10:41 AM

Chuck...it's time to see Dr Steve Allday for your knee/hammy


ArlJim78 04-29-2007 10:43 AM

he'll be fine.

just add blinkers/lasix and stick to doubles.


just having fun Chuck.:D

paisjpq 04-29-2007 11:02 AM

I told him to slather on some furacin and DMSO and sweat it out...

deltagulf 04-29-2007 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
he'll be fine.

just add blinkers/lasix and stick to doubles.


just having fun Chuck.:D

also just knock the ball over the fence and jog home.:D :D

Downthestretch55 04-29-2007 11:08 AM

Was there a self induced buzzer used?

2Hot4TV 04-29-2007 11:13 AM

Its called walking short.

Cajungator26 04-29-2007 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
I told him to slather on some furacin and DMSO and sweat it out...

Yuck... I don't want to smell that coming out of his pores. Eek!

Samarta 04-29-2007 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Yuck... I don't want to smell that coming out of his pores. Eek!

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's all downhill from here.....:D

milliam 04-29-2007 05:10 PM

Time to mix in a salad or two into the diet.

Scav 04-29-2007 05:23 PM

I wanna know if it is a hammy or a calf muscle?

I blew out my calf muscle playing softball last year, felt like a golf ball in the middle of my calf, hurt like hell.

GPK 04-29-2007 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
I wanna know if it is a hammy or a calf muscle?

I blew out my calf muscle playing softball last year, felt like a golf ball in the middle of my calf, hurt like hell.


wuss...you are only 27. Imagine if you were 53, like Chuck:D

Scav 04-29-2007 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
wuss...you are only 27. Imagine if you were 53, like Chuck:D

How in the hell can I stop a muscle from snapping, even the healthist bucks like myself get hurt sometimes, limped for 10 days

hoovesupsideyourhead 04-29-2007 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
How in the hell can I stop a muscle from snapping, even the healthist bucks like myself get hurt sometimes, limped for 10 days

in chucks case he gave all to knock in the "game winner' you scav may have come up lame wile lifting your tps reports..lol


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